<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	>
<channel>
	<title>Comments on: Proof That Life Isn&#8217;t Fair</title>
	<atom:link href="http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/proof-that-life-isnt-fair/feed/" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/proof-that-life-isnt-fair/</link>
	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:51:38 +0000</pubDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5</generator>
		<item>
		<title>By: debutante</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/proof-that-life-isnt-fair/#comment-12599</link>
		<dc:creator>debutante</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 16:50:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://candykirby.com/?p=1973#comment-12599</guid>
		<description>I wonder if she would adopt me ?  I wouldn't be an embarassment to her like Tori. I swear.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I wonder if she would adopt me ?  I wouldn&#8217;t be an embarassment to her like Tori. I swear.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Puppet</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/proof-that-life-isnt-fair/#comment-12526</link>
		<dc:creator>Puppet</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 03:22:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://candykirby.com/?p=1973#comment-12526</guid>
		<description>Someone say "Puppet"?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Someone say &#8220;Puppet&#8221;?</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/proof-that-life-isnt-fair/#comment-12503</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:45:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://candykirby.com/?p=1973#comment-12503</guid>
		<description>Even the best surgeon cannot make a silk purse out of a sow's ear!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Even the best surgeon cannot make a silk purse out of a sow&#8217;s ear!</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Vern</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/proof-that-life-isnt-fair/#comment-12483</link>
		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 21:04:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://candykirby.com/?p=1973#comment-12483</guid>
		<description>Christ, that's $90,000.00 an eyebrow and that's the best she could get?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Christ, that&#8217;s $90,000.00 an eyebrow and that&#8217;s the best she could get?</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: martini lover</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/proof-that-life-isnt-fair/#comment-12477</link>
		<dc:creator>martini lover</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 20:49:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://candykirby.com/?p=1973#comment-12477</guid>
		<description>it's not just you laura.  i don't think that's where her eyebrows originally began, if you catch my drift.  i think she kinda looks like a weird puppet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>it&#8217;s not just you laura.  i don&#8217;t think that&#8217;s where her eyebrows originally began, if you catch my drift.  i think she kinda looks like a weird puppet.</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
	<item>
		<title>By: Laura @ Hungry and Frozen</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/proof-that-life-isnt-fair/#comment-12474</link>
		<dc:creator>Laura @ Hungry and Frozen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 20:15:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://candykirby.com/?p=1973#comment-12474</guid>
		<description>Is it just me or are her eyebrows...unnaturally high? Gives her that lovely "Grinch Who Stole Christmas Look," which doesn't go so well for someone who has a room for wrapping presents...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is it just me or are her eyebrows&#8230;unnaturally high? Gives her that lovely &#8220;Grinch Who Stole Christmas Look,&#8221; which doesn&#8217;t go so well for someone who has a room for wrapping presents&#8230;</p>
]]></content:encoded>
	</item>
</channel>
</rss>
