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	<title>Comments on: Someone Steals Kurt Cobain&#8217;s Ashes; Eiffel Tower Steals Woman&#8217;s Heart!</title>
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	<description>Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name.</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 17:14:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Moonlight Dancer</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/someone-steals-kurt-cobains-ashes-while-the-eiffel-tower-steals-womans-heart/#comment-12528</link>
		<dc:creator>Moonlight Dancer</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 06:08:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Personally, I think Courtney snorted Kurt and tried to blame it on ash thieves!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Personally, I think Courtney snorted Kurt and tried to blame it on ash thieves!</p>
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		<title>By: martini lover</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/someone-steals-kurt-cobains-ashes-while-the-eiffel-tower-steals-womans-heart/#comment-12480</link>
		<dc:creator>martini lover</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 20:55:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>better than "the soup"!  as one of your longtime fans i just have to say i can't believe how far your show has come candy.  i mean it, terrific job.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>better than &#8220;the soup&#8221;!  as one of your longtime fans i just have to say i can&#8217;t believe how far your show has come candy.  i mean it, terrific job.</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/someone-steals-kurt-cobains-ashes-while-the-eiffel-tower-steals-womans-heart/#comment-12479</link>
		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 20:55:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Brit Bit,
Never underestimate the power of BACON!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Brit Bit,<br />
Never underestimate the power of BACON!</p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/someone-steals-kurt-cobains-ashes-while-the-eiffel-tower-steals-womans-heart/#comment-12467</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 18:24:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wow. Is that bra some kind of anti-PETA statement? What kind of person would be attracted to that? Someone looking to catch hookworms from uncooked pig meat?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wow. Is that bra some kind of anti-PETA statement? What kind of person would be attracted to that? Someone looking to catch hookworms from uncooked pig meat?</p>
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		<title>By: Candy</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/someone-steals-kurt-cobains-ashes-while-the-eiffel-tower-steals-womans-heart/#comment-12464</link>
		<dc:creator>Candy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, and speaking of Dlisted, I see he just posted my meat bra!

http://candykirby.com/2008/04/03/stranger-than-fiction-links/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, and speaking of Dlisted, I see he just posted my meat bra!</p>
<p><a href="http://candykirby.com/2008/04/03/stranger-than-fiction-links/" rel="nofollow">http://candykirby.com/2008/04/03/stranger-than-fiction-links/</a></p>
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		<title>By: Candy</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/someone-steals-kurt-cobains-ashes-while-the-eiffel-tower-steals-womans-heart/#comment-12463</link>
		<dc:creator>Candy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 17:37:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The woman who married the Eiffel Tower "is fond of the Berlin Wall and she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom."

Sexy!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The woman who married the Eiffel Tower &#8220;is fond of the Berlin Wall and she claims to have a physical relationship with a piece of fence she keeps in her bedroom.&#8221;</p>
<p>Sexy!</p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/someone-steals-kurt-cobains-ashes-while-the-eiffel-tower-steals-womans-heart/#comment-12462</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:56:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I saw it on D-Listed. The poor woman was distraught at the violent "bodily" harm done to her hubby during Germany's reunification. D-Listed has also featured a guy who fucks a little slut of a VW Beetle, with it's "come to bed" eye-like headlamps and va-va-voom rear-end.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I saw it on D-Listed. The poor woman was distraught at the violent &#8220;bodily&#8221; harm done to her hubby during Germany&#8217;s reunification. D-Listed has also featured a guy who fucks a little slut of a VW Beetle, with it&#8217;s &#8220;come to bed&#8221; eye-like headlamps and va-va-voom rear-end.</p>
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		<title>By: Holy Terror</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/someone-steals-kurt-cobains-ashes-while-the-eiffel-tower-steals-womans-heart/#comment-12460</link>
		<dc:creator>Holy Terror</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 16:36:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>My gosh, I just saw a story about a woman who married the Berlin wall! Seriously, I don't remember where I saw the article.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My gosh, I just saw a story about a woman who married the Berlin wall! Seriously, I don&#8217;t remember where I saw the article.</p>
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		<title>By: danceswithpoodles</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/someone-steals-kurt-cobains-ashes-while-the-eiffel-tower-steals-womans-heart/#comment-12457</link>
		<dc:creator>danceswithpoodles</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 14:59:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>GREAT episode!!

WTF about the Eiffel Tower?  There sure are some messed up people out there.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>GREAT episode!!</p>
<p>WTF about the Eiffel Tower?  There sure are some messed up people out there.</p>
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