Comments on: That Explains It! http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/that-explains-it/ Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name. Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:18:15 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: Mateo http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/that-explains-it/#comment-12529 Mateo Fri, 06 Jun 2008 07:47:46 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1976#comment-12529 I have heard the calling and must needs obey... I shall do this for Lily, The Crown and the World. And free Blood Orange Mojitos. (You gotta get one. Faaaaabulous!!!) I have heard the calling and must needs obey… I shall do this for Lily, The Crown and the World. And free Blood Orange Mojitos. (You gotta get one. Faaaaabulous!!!)

]]> By: Peta http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/that-explains-it/#comment-12515 Peta Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:51:11 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1976#comment-12515 I love it when they blame everything else for them being an embarrassing little f*ck-up. I love it when they blame everything else for them being an embarrassing little f*ck-up.

]]> By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/that-explains-it/#comment-12511 It's British Bitch Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:22:09 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1976#comment-12511 Martini: Lily is famous because she can do this trick where she shoots ping-pong balls out of her twat and into jam jars. Martini: Lily is famous because she can do this trick where she shoots ping-pong balls out of her twat and into jam jars.

]]> By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/that-explains-it/#comment-12509 It's British Bitch Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:20:27 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1976#comment-12509 Vern: "Ted Kennedy's surgeons ..." brilliant! snicker! snort! whinny! Vern: “Ted Kennedy’s surgeons …” brilliant! snicker! snort! whinny!

]]> By: Vern http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/that-explains-it/#comment-12508 Vern Fri, 06 Jun 2008 02:10:14 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1976#comment-12508 Thank you Brit Bit, I hope you include the Kate Moss- Amy Winehouse-Kortny Love-Vern-Mateo tapes as well. The girl needs to learn the hard way! On a lighter note, Ted Kennedy's surgeons said they would be happy for a real challenge: re: the bow-head incident, after Teddy's operation was such a breeze and all. Thank you Brit Bit,
I hope you include the Kate Moss- Amy Winehouse-Kortny Love-Vern-Mateo tapes as well. The girl needs to learn the hard way!

On a lighter note, Ted Kennedy’s surgeons said they would be happy for a real challenge: re: the bow-head incident, after Teddy’s operation was such a breeze and all.

]]> By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/that-explains-it/#comment-12502 It's British Bitch Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:43:27 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1976#comment-12502 P.S. a team of surgeons has been sent to Lily's pal for the nerve-wracking and intricate task of removing that creepy bow that is fused to her head. P.S. a team of surgeons has been sent to Lily’s pal for the nerve-wracking and intricate task of removing that creepy bow that is fused to her head.

]]> By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/that-explains-it/#comment-12500 It's British Bitch Fri, 06 Jun 2008 01:42:11 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1976#comment-12500 Vern: it's time to take Lily Allen in hand. I have dispatched her majesty's guards to give her a good telling off and a crack team of hairdressers to remove the offending hair. She will also be given a DVD with a video montage of your various drinking exploits with Mateo as instructional material. Vern: it’s time to take Lily Allen in hand. I have dispatched her majesty’s guards to give her a good telling off and a crack team of hairdressers to remove the offending hair. She will also be given a DVD with a video montage of your various drinking exploits with Mateo as instructional material.

]]> By: Dr. L. http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/that-explains-it/#comment-12489 Dr. L. Thu, 05 Jun 2008 23:03:26 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1976#comment-12489 gin = 1 bubbly = 1 beer = 1 vodkas = at least 2 Total = At least five beverages. That is enough to get socked, especially if you're coming down from a coke/crack binge. gin = 1
bubbly = 1
beer = 1
vodkas = at least 2

Total = At least five beverages. That is enough to get socked, especially if you’re coming down from a coke/crack binge.

]]> By: Vern http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/that-explains-it/#comment-12482 Vern Thu, 05 Jun 2008 21:02:38 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1976#comment-12482 Hmmph! She's just like Lohan when she got popped with coke- "the pants weren't mine...wah wah" Lily says: "the Hair wasn't mine...wah wah" Deal with it Bitch! Hmmph!
She’s just like Lohan when she got popped with coke-
“the pants weren’t mine…wah wah”
Lily says:
“the Hair wasn’t mine…wah wah”
Deal with it Bitch!

]]> By: martini lover http://candykirby.com/2008/06/05/that-explains-it/#comment-12475 martini lover Thu, 05 Jun 2008 20:46:54 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=1976#comment-12475 why is she famous? why is she famous?

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