Which food mascot is most likely to give you nightmares:
1. The Tohato Pepper for spicy Japanese potato crisps
2. The Burger King
3. The Quizno’s Rodent/Hamster/Dancing Hairball Thing
4. Ronald McDonald
Jun
6
2008
Creepiest Food Mascot
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wow, this makes anorexic relapse look appealing… kidding, apparently people have no humor about these things. but good god thats freakin creepy
June 6th, 2008 at 4:22 pmI think that the Burger King is the creepiest. That hampster thing makes me laugh… what a pathetic mascot. Did the CEO’s grandson make it for his Grade One art project?
June 6th, 2008 at 4:32 pmBurger King with jizz drool. Not creepy, just icky.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:16 pmBurger Kreep.
June 7th, 2008 at 6:56 amEw-ew-ew! Dr. L you’re right ~ he does have jizz drool!
June 7th, 2008 at 3:24 pmSorry but Xxxtina trumps them all. I would hate to be alone in a dark alley with her. *shudders*
June 7th, 2008 at 5:40 pmI vote for Burger King. I’ve had nightmares about that huge plastic head ever since they ran an ad about a month ago where it was looking in through someone’s bedroom window first thing in the morning. Peeping Tom BK guy is way scarier than X-tina; she could still take the win by wearing that lipstick and then going “Here’s Johnny” “The Shining” style though.
June 7th, 2008 at 7:18 pmuh all of the above
June 8th, 2008 at 1:54 amI have to agree with Brit Bit about that BK freak-but I think that Chernobol rat thing is fucking evil!
June 8th, 2008 at 5:22 amVern *Chernobyl rat thing* - snicker, snerk, whinny! Brilliant. 1) Have health and safety had a blitz of inspections on this chain? With that mascot you have to wonder what kind of rodents are in the food prep areas 2) The “they got a pepper bar” slogan irks me. It’s grammatically incorrect and is just as annoying as Boost mobile “where you at?”.
June 8th, 2008 at 10:46 amBrit Bit,
June 9th, 2008 at 3:39 am1.Thanks for not correcting my atrocious spelling and grammer all the time!
2.The “Pepper Bar” line may actually mean something else in Chernobyl Rat language, so it might be correct.
3.Just how many feet has that thing got?
Wait - is that rat actually Sam Ronson? Check out the bowler hat!!!! Where’s Lindsay?
Oh, and I only know how to spell Chernobyl because the fallout from the accident was a big deal for the farmers where I grew up. Let’s just say some “interesting” animals were born in the years following the accident.
June 9th, 2008 at 8:14 amHAHAHAHAHAHAH! Sam Ronson!
June 9th, 2008 at 6:45 pmDamn Brit Bit that was inspired!
The greenish blonde fur would give Sam away even if the Bowler hat wasn’t welded to her head.
June 10th, 2008 at 7:51 amNow we know how Sam Ronson REALLY makes her money-DJ indeed! I can’t wait to see her shilling LOhans’ leggings with all those limbs!
June 10th, 2008 at 3:08 pm