That handsome devil, Donald Trump, spoke briefly yesterday at the Affliction Banned Press Conference — held at Trump Tower — to discuss the upcoming showdown between mixed martial arts fighters (a “sport” that thoroughly confuses and confounds me) Fedor Emelianenko and Tim Sylvia.
However, in even MORE thrilling news, Donald also announced he’s going to star in a new project:
It appears he even came in full make-up for the announcement! Congrats on your new role, Donald.
No freaking kidding. What a wanker.
June 6th, 2008 at 4:34 pmI wanna see a cage match between Trump’s hair and Christina Aguiwhatever’s makeup.
June 6th, 2008 at 5:02 pmWanker.
June 6th, 2008 at 10:15 pmmid: classic. LMAO.
June 7th, 2008 at 7:20 pmI also want to see Trump’s hair have no holds barred matches with:
Britney’s weave.
June 8th, 2008 at 1:00 amThe Cruise family’s bowlcuts
Paves Match #1: Jessica “Kuntry Music” Simpson
Paves Match #2: Lindsay’s blond monstrosity
Lily Allen’s cheap knock-off of Vern’s signature pink hair.
The grotesque mass of hair I pulled from my shower drain a few weeks back.
OOHHH Brilliant Brit Bit-
June 8th, 2008 at 9:46 amWhat about the BK Plastic hair guy?
Vern: bring him on! Can’t believe I forgot that wanker.
June 8th, 2008 at 10:16 amoh and bring the Quiznos Chernobyl rodent/hairball thing on as well,
June 8th, 2008 at 10:47 am