LEFT: Madonna leaving the gym in London
RIGHT: Camilla de Pisa, a Renaissance prostitute, awaiting her next “job”
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I’m speechless.
June 6th, 2008 at 12:25 pmwhat was she thinking?
June 6th, 2008 at 12:46 pmWas she thinking?
Mateo Honey,
Don’t even look! It will only upset you!
Brit Bit,
June 6th, 2008 at 2:02 pmPerhaps we can do
“People who wanna be Brits”
for sweeps week.
Mundana, Britney, Lily Allen come to mind.
Supernanny rules! Go, Cockney!
June 6th, 2008 at 10:13 pmVern: that is a fantastic idea. I am looking forward to you and Mateo savaging the false Brits. I would like to see real Brits Lily Allen (hair stealer) and Naomi Campbell (latest crime being wearing of MC Hammer-style pants) on the show. We may have to cut some stuff for the mid-afternoon show; but we can put a DVD version out that’s PG.
June 7th, 2008 at 7:23 pm