“Dear God… if you make Heidi and Spencer go away, I PROMISE I won’t make any more Miss Congeniality movies. Seriously, man. Amen.”
Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds filming “The Proposal” in NYC:
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Deep Thoughts by Sandra Bullock
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Amen sista friend!!!
June 7th, 2008 at 1:14 pmIf you make Heidi and Spencer go away, I’ll personally hunt down George Clooney and have him gift wrapped and sitting on Candy’s doorstep within 24 hours.
June 7th, 2008 at 3:22 pmI want to help catch the Clooney! I am in my twenties , so I can put on clown makeup and bleach my hair act like a typical starlet bimbo whore and you can taser him from behind and we can hog tie him and abuse him for the fun of it. I hate George, Heidi and Spencer. They all can disappear. *zap* I hope you make the Clooney your bitchboy!
June 7th, 2008 at 5:37 pmUm. You “hate George…”? I realize you are young. You are also at the wrong site. We love George. Candy loves George. I love George if only to support Candy’s love for George. If anything happens to this man involving tasers or hog tying you might just “Get a Visit from Vern”. And you don’t want that. Tasers and hog tying? Really? Are you from the future or Hee Haw?
June 8th, 2008 at 3:06 amI’m on it chief!
June 8th, 2008 at 5:19 amGot your back, Vern. I called Chelsea Handler’s people (you do NOT want to mess with them) just in case things get ugly. I think this will all go away. Hopefully. Hopefully…
June 8th, 2008 at 5:45 amPerhaps I should tail George…ya know, for “protection.”
June 8th, 2008 at 5:51 amMateo: “I called Chelsea Handler’s people…” - genius. *chuckle, giggle, snicker, snerk*
June 8th, 2008 at 10:39 amHey desperate times, desperate measures. Yeah, Vern, someone should tail George. You’re the obvious choice. Wait, maybe too obvious. This is one sick individual we’re dealing with. Suggestions?
June 8th, 2008 at 2:43 pmGeorge is real. Candy is real. I ‘m a player for them two. Deal with me.
June 8th, 2008 at 9:44 pmGet that fuckin avatar outa my life, Candy!
June 8th, 2008 at 9:44 pmThank you Dr. L. for stepping up to protect George and thus protect Candy.
June 9th, 2008 at 3:34 amUnsuccessfully Undercover Candyista
I’m still scared. Maybe Chelsea’s peeps aren’t enough. I know someone who knows White Oprah. Her bitches know how to make it happen. Let me know…
June 9th, 2008 at 6:50 amI was out on Long Island at the weekend and I struck a great deal with White Oprah in exchange for some Bolivian Marching Powder and some lies about how young and fresh-faced Ali looks. I’ve got a friend out in LA who’s calling in Denise Richards, that skank is crrrraaazy.
June 9th, 2008 at 8:19 amWho is the white Oprah? I’ve only heard unconfirmed rumors….
June 9th, 2008 at 11:57 amdina lohan of course. but i think we need courtney love on this case.
June 9th, 2008 at 1:02 pmI am literally weeping over the outpouring of support for my George, guys. Well, that, and because my allergies are acting up. But still… I sure would hate to see my George get Tasered and hog-tied. My god, we may never get to see “Ocean’s Fourteen” then! Or little Candy Clooney babies! And what kind of a world would that be?
June 9th, 2008 at 1:12 pmThis world needs Candy Clooney babies!
June 9th, 2008 at 1:49 pmDr.L - Dina Lohan is White Oprah. She once said she wanted to do a chat show and be “like, you know, the White Oprah.” True to form she then denied ever saying it.
June 9th, 2008 at 6:50 pmWHEW! Just got back from Hangin’ with the Handlers! Mateo is right, you do not want to mess with that crowd. However, they had nothing but the fondelest memories of Brit Bit, Dr. L and Mid.
June 9th, 2008 at 6:52 pmBut just between you and me, they make Dina and Courtney seem downright normal.