And this is your brain on drugs, kids:
The only thing that would truly shock me about Amy Winehouse these days is if she stayed sober for more than two hours and got a nice blowout. However, News of the World has “SHOCKING” pictures and video footage that were submitted by a former friend of Amy’s, with low/highlights including: Amy singing a lovely racist song about “Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips, Gooks and Nips!”; Amy sitting in her sweet-looking crack den surrounded by a bunch of junkie paraphernalia; and Amy distractedly jerking off Blake while she talks on the phone.
I know, I know. I’m TOTALLY thinking the same thing…
I’m so pleased to see Amy has the official crackhead lamp! Seriously, every crack den should be outfitted with one of those. AND, of course, the smell of cat urine and three-week-old Moo Goo Gai Pain.
Aw Shucks!
June 8th, 2008 at 5:17 amShe can’t be THAT bad off-you can see from the pic she hasn’t lost her pretty shoes, well…at least ONE of them!
I wonder if he’s that cocky now that he’s been in prison for a while.
She is toast.
June 8th, 2008 at 8:59 amthe only shocking thing about this is that’s it’s not at all shocking and she looked better then than she looks now how fucking sad is that
June 8th, 2008 at 9:19 amVern - are we sure that isn’t one of the infamous filthy ballet slippers with blood stains from injecting between the toes? If so I want a match between Brit’s boots. That’s if anyone can get them off without amputation from the knee down, otherwise my and pals would also pick on her for having a disability. This is based on the fact that their abhorrent song went on to the line “and deaf and dumb and blind and gay”. Amy is Jewish so I find dissing other groups who have faced persecution and humiliation hard to fathom. Wonder what all those sexy black guys in her band make of this?
In another fight, Trump’s hair needs to take on that ratty beehive hairpiece that Blaaaake is sporting in one picture and shred it, hopefully it will get carried away and maim him as well. I think Brit’s weave could win a match with the beehive too; it is a craven coward just like it’s owner.
June 8th, 2008 at 10:32 amoops, I was so aggravated by that disgusting song I typed “…otherwise my” should read “Amy” obviously.
June 8th, 2008 at 10:34 amI’d like to see her try to run a comb through that hair.
June 8th, 2008 at 1:38 pmi love the pic where blakes wearing the rats nest on his head, and the one where shes biting the mirror, giving a nice look inside her disgustong mouth
June 8th, 2008 at 1:46 pmi mean digusting… with an i
June 8th, 2008 at 1:46 pmAnyone who has a problem with her you deal with me because she’s not well right now! Leave Amy alone!
June 8th, 2008 at 2:01 pmAmy…please make an appt to get your teeth cleaned…that was just NASTY!!
June 8th, 2008 at 2:37 pmIs she trying to present the female version of the Sex Pistols?
June 8th, 2008 at 4:01 pmi give her 1 year.
June 8th, 2008 at 9:54 pmBrit Bit-
June 9th, 2008 at 3:30 amYou’ve brought up an excellent point. What’s up with her SEXY backup singers? Are they out of a job while Amy implodes?
Maybe I need backup singers! Can we get them? I promise I’ll let them do all the singing so no one gets hurt.
Vern: You NEED sexy backup singers. Mateo NEEDS backup singers. I NEED a sexy gigolo. I’ll get Dr.L on the case. Dr.L. knows how to get those sexy Brits over here.
Amy needs delousing, extensive education on racial and social issues, a root canal or two and a scaling and polishing involving a pneumatic drill.
June 9th, 2008 at 8:09 amP.S. Mateo honey, that should read that you NEED sexy backup singers. Sorry.
June 9th, 2008 at 8:10 amWait wait wait! You can’t let Vern have backup singers! She’ll get knocked up and married and then the guy will take her for a ride–oh wait, that’s dancers. Never mind.
June 9th, 2008 at 8:50 amCasting call: Calling all sexy British Black back up singers!
One tiny point: If blacks in America are now better described as African Americans, is there a newer designation for Black Brits? Like, African Brits? British Africans? Or maybe not.
June 9th, 2008 at 11:50 amDr.L.: I’m not aware of anything like this apart from “Black-African” and “Black-Afro-Carribbean” used for official forms like the census. Unfortunately as evidenced by Amy’s rant; Britain in general still has quite a way to go in combating racism.
June 9th, 2008 at 5:48 pmBrit Bit,
if you are still looking for a gigolo call that Chewy guy from Chelsea’s show. He went on and on about you. Really. I think he’s quite smitten.
Mid,
June 9th, 2008 at 6:59 pmI don’t know what to say because I haven’t stopped laughing all day. Genius!
IBB: So, it’s still the “black’ designation, then. I’m, cool with, whatever feels right. I don’t feel racist and I don’t mind whatever designation is best.
June 10th, 2008 at 1:07 amVern: didn’t think I’d have a chance with Chewy. Thanks for the heads up. MEOW!
Dr.L. - put it this way; friends of mine back home refer to themselves as “black” (while interestingly other friends refer to themselves as “Indian”, “Pakistani”, “Bangladeshi” although they are second or third generation Brits). We all see ourselves as British overall though. I basically follow their cues; it’s not for me to decide how someone wishes to refer to their identity and heritage.
June 10th, 2008 at 7:27 amIBB, I agree. Well said, ducky! What kind of accent do you have? I have a friend who has a cockney accent; and I love Jo Frost’s cockney.
June 10th, 2008 at 9:46 amI’m from the rural area around Chester. I have a general Northern accent - e.g. I say “bath” not “barf” (Southerners say “barf”).
June 10th, 2008 at 10:53 amVery nice.
June 11th, 2008 at 1:36 amWell.. well.. well.. I can’t say that I am surprised by any of these pictures. Except for the one with Blake and her with acid or whatever type of drug is it on her tongue. Amy looks so wasted already and it doesnt look like she needs any more drugs. I don’t care about Blake cause hes a waste of space but Amy is so talented and I just want her to get help so she can continuing making music and sing. I just want her to be happy with herself to the point where she no longer needs drugs to make her that way. One can only hope..
June 26th, 2008 at 12:46 pmChrist on a cracker!!
She’s the same age as me and she looks 30!
Crack is wack, AMY!
July 8th, 2008 at 7:46 pm