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Do your loins ache for the, um, heart of another, ladies? Or did you ride the mechanical bull at Saddle Ranch a little too hard this weekend?
Well, ache no more…
Thanks to alert reader, jewed, you no longer have to resign yourself to a cold, depressed vagina. Behold the Heating Heart Pad, “designed with women in mind”:
As jewed notes, “I guess this is what you gift the person who has everything.”
The special heart shape of this hand-made heating pad accesses the often ignored and very important pelvic region. A lot goes on “down there.” (Ed. note: Tru dat, sista.) Monthly, many of us experience painful menstrual cramps. HeatingHeart is designed primarily to ease this pain, as it drapes over the pelvis, applying gentle pressure and heat to areas in pain. The pelvic area is like a super-highway of muscles and tissue that stabilize us. The tightness of this tissue contributes to cramping, low back pain and discomfort in many areas of the body. . . HeatingHeart is easy to use as it heats quickly in your microwave.
“A super-highway”… Hey, are they saying our vaginas have been ridden hard? Ouch. The truth hurts. Thank goodness we have a Heating Heart Pad to ease the pain!
I hope those things are washable.
June 9th, 2008 at 3:14 pmI hate when my uterus gets all cold and depressed.
June 9th, 2008 at 4:13 pm“Tru dat sista”!!!!! Candy, you just crack me up.
June 9th, 2008 at 6:02 pmColor-coordinated as well…
June 9th, 2008 at 6:08 pmLOL@Eize
June 10th, 2008 at 7:39 amSome women wear their heart on their sleeve, others wear it on their vagina!!
June 10th, 2008 at 11:19 amSuperhighway…yes, let’s have transportation metaphors!
Now, that reminds me of something my X-H used to say about certain other women: “You don’t want to know what’s cruisin’ those canals.”
June 10th, 2008 at 3:15 pm