Brain Candy: Monday Edition

Jun 9, 2008 | Tags:

Candy attended her first L.A. Galaxy game this weekend and, as you can see, she got within almost two miles of David Beckham!  Totally BFFs with him and Posh now.

Diddy goes back to “Puff Daddy.”  But you can just call him Pompous Asshole.  [Lainey]

Lisa Marie Presley has that pregnancy grimace, er… I mean, glow.  [Celebrity Baby Scoop]

Alanis Morissette is “happy” for ex-fiance Ryan Reynolds.  Well, that’s a bummer — I want some angry music, dammit!  [Gabby Babble]

R.I.P. “Dirt.“  [Seriously?  OMG!]

Naomi Campbell is ready to become Mommie Dearest.  [POTP]

Listen to Deborah Harry’s “Fits Right In”… [popbytes]

Speaking of “fits right in,” John Travolta certainly does… with the Village People.  [Ayyyy!]

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  1. Dr. L. says:

    3 words for John Travolta: male pattern baldness.

    Naomi Campbell: Permission denied.

    Puff Daddy: STFU!

  2. Dr. L. says:

    That is one wicked ugly av you gave me, Candy. Score: Candy, 1.
    Dr. L, 0.

  3. Eize says:

    Naomi Campbell a MOTHER??? That kid will need a lot of therapy. S/he’ll be afraid of Blackberries and cellphones, that’s for sure.

    John Travolta might be auditioning for the sequel to Saturday Night Fever. Directors are still thinking about a subtitle: it’s a toss-up between “Y.M.C.A.” and “In the Navy”.

  4. frewt says:

    3 (other) words for John Travolta: Closet Fudge Packer

  5. It's British Bitch says:

    Frewt: correct answer for ten points.

  6. that_girl says:

    Diddy did not change his name. He said so himself on youtube.

  7. Dr. L. says:

    Lisa Marie has the fat Elvis baby in her tummy.

  8. midevil says:

    Oh, Candy, you are spot on here with everything! Damn yeah!

  9. librarian kathleen says:

    O.K. we could say Poof Doody is a good moniker.

    But, I do love the Sean Jean clothes. Young folks in my orbit wear them, and they are da bomb.

    Honestly.

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