I know, I know… I’m thinking the same thing: Thank GOODNESS! Why, just the other day I was lamenting that we don’t have nearly enough celebrity apparel lines. Hooray for Jessica for filling this void!
*AHEM*
So, yes, Jessica — who’s already making money hand over fist with her handbag, shoe, sunglass and swimsuit lines — is now launching Jessica Simpson’s Intimates as part of her namesake empire.
Only CandyKirby.com has a look at Jessica’s sexy new line:
Papa Joe probably can’t wait to wear Jessica’s panties on his head!!!
June 9th, 2008 at 11:35 pmWell, they all do it. First they try a music career and then acting, perfume, lunch boxes, lingerie. Definitely trying to sell the sex here.
June 10th, 2008 at 5:54 amI’m assuming the bras come in “double D” only - as Papa Joe so memorably put it in reference to Jessica’s dimensions: “you can’t cover those suckers up”. Ewwwww! gross.
June 10th, 2008 at 7:38 amLook at the size in the scroll bar, IBB-double Ds!!
June 10th, 2008 at 11:18 amGreat post, I really enjoyed it. I will have to bookmark this site for later.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:58 am“Jessica Simpson’s Intimates.”
Hmmm. There’s just something so not right about this phrase.
Seems more like the title of a sex tape, maybe?
Ick.
June 10th, 2008 at 3:12 pm