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Best typo ever: “Jessica Alba gave bitch…” [Lainey]
David Spade is, indeed, gonna be a daddy. If it’s a boy, they can share onesies… if it’s a girl, they can share hair products. Win-win! [Baby Scoop]
Brooke Hogan is “freaked out” that her mom’s dating a 19-year-old. However, it’s totally normal that her dad rubs oil on her ass. [Smack]
Hayden Panettiere goes short. And I’m not talking about her stature. [Fatback]
“Jamie Lynn Spears‘ Wedding is OFF!” Oh, no! Why, I thought this would be the most promising union since… Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon. [popbytes]
Mario Lopez’s big wiener. [Seriously? OMG!]
Shia LaBeouf thinks the word “faggot” is funny, as do most 11-year-olds. [Gabby Babble]
If the acting thing doesn’t work out, Kate Hudson looks like she could have a career as a flamenco dancer. Good to have fall-back options, my grandma always says. Pointedly. To me. [Ayyyy!]
George Clooney dumped Sarah Larson over new boob implants? Sounds like that wasn’t the breast move on her part. [POTP]
Hump day! I just wet my pants over that pic. Priceless!
June 11th, 2008 at 2:03 pmDamn you to hell! I was expecting Mario Lopez’s wiener!
June 11th, 2008 at 2:56 pmThat photo: WHAT???!!!!!!????
Larson: It looks like the same fabulous boob job Posh has.
(Candy, let’s hope it’s true that George did not want her to have the ta-ta surgery — it makes him all the more wonderful, and her a fame whore.)
June 11th, 2008 at 3:28 pmI echo librarian kathleen’s horror: who’s the dud in leotard?
June 11th, 2008 at 8:40 pmThat’s my dad in the leotard. He’s a bit eccentric.
June 11th, 2008 at 9:14 pmIBB - a BIT?
June 11th, 2008 at 10:10 pmUm, Brit Bit,
June 12th, 2008 at 4:57 amHoney Lamb, I know YOU were supposed to be first on our “Gah! My Eyes! Please don’t wear that in public!” Cable Show, but, perhaps, um…Your Dad, the lovely dear, could be on as well!
I’m sure Mateo would agree.
Kisses!
Vern: my Dad says he’d be honoured. We’ve been trying to coax him into wearing a little skirt. Maybe you could have Richard Simmons on as a guest as well and could persuade him to wear teeny tiny shorts and a barely there t-shirt like Simmons? Then they can do a high-NRG aerobics routine together.
June 12th, 2008 at 8:36 amYummy!
June 13th, 2008 at 7:20 amI love the Alba typo
Hillarious! She definitely must retink that name HONOUR 
June 13th, 2008 at 1:31 pmWith these celebrity baby names and the like, parents have to stop and think what the shortened version/or nickname is going to sound like. Try to find one for Honor, or Apple, or Nahla. My neice just has a baby and named him Kayden. So he’s gonna be called Kay? Den? Or be made fun of in school with people going “Okay, then.” Nicknames and shorts are inevitable, think about it the next time you name your kid! Stop the madness!
June 13th, 2008 at 3:03 pm