… on cigars.
In what continues to be one of the most baffling yet somehow natural friendships in Hollywood, Britney and Mel met at a members-only Beverly Hills cigar club last night for yet another “guidance session.”
Talk about the crazy leading the crazy.
“Britney looked like a doll with bright red lipstick,” said a photographer, who described her as “very quiet” and “with a serious look on her face as she walked in to the Havana Club.”
By contrast, a more jovial Mel left his Lexus with the valet and walked in holding what was described as a “man-purse” (Ed. note: Nice!) up to his face and a look of “okay, you got me” as paps snapped his picture.
I think we can all agree the most important question here is: What do we call this couple? Options on the table include:
- Britheart
- It’s Melney, Bitch!
- Passion of the Brit
- Brit on a Wire
- The Blackout Twins
SpearMel…OK maybe not the best name but certainly a good suggestion!
June 11th, 2008 at 11:50 amVern: I would love to spear that anti-semitic, racist, misogynistic wanker; hand me a javelin!
June 11th, 2008 at 12:23 pmoh lord. I’ve just had a horrible nightmare about Mel going all “Bill Clinton” with a cigar. bleugh!!!
June 11th, 2008 at 12:29 pmAunt J likes Britheart.
June 11th, 2008 at 1:52 pmAunt J - I like BritHeart too - they can practice their fake British accents together as well.
June 11th, 2008 at 2:19 pmI came up with Melbrit.
June 11th, 2008 at 3:00 pmMad Brit
Brit Max
June 11th, 2008 at 5:53 pm