It’s fraught with danger:
FUN GAME OF THE DAY: Find a way to work “I’m dyin’ in this f*ckin’ country-ass f*cked up town” into conversation!
Jun
11
2008
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When asked how he liked his family’s new Parisian abode, Maddox Jolie-Pitt replied:
June 11th, 2008 at 10:50 am“I’m dyin in this f*ckin’ country-ass f*cked up town”
Vern you are the one.
June 11th, 2008 at 11:01 amAfter her agent put a straight jacket on her and transported to rehab, Amy Winehouse said, “I’m dyin’ in this f*ckin’ country-ass f*cked up town.”
June 11th, 2008 at 11:10 amafter given a tour of israel to teach him about the holy land, mel gibson ranted, “I’m dyin’ in this f*ckin’ country-ass f*cked up town.”
June 11th, 2008 at 11:19 amMid, Martini: frickin’ hilarious.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:06 pmVern you take Olympic gold however. Damn that was good. I’ll be giggling all day.
On a try out to run in next year’s Kentucky Derby, Sarah Jessica Parker was asked how her stable accommodation was suiting her. “psh!” she snorted and whinnied ““I’m dyin’ in this f*ckin’ country-ass f*cked up town.”
June 11th, 2008 at 12:08 pmWhen Oprah asked Victoria Beckham if she liked living in LA she replied “I’m dyin’ in this f*ckin’ country-ass f*cked up town”.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:39 pmIBB: On SJP–Oooooooh, honey, they only let fillies in the race, not retired broodmares, eh.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:59 pmHG: I’d laugh at your entry, but sadly, it’s true.
June 11th, 2008 at 1:00 pmI moved from San Jose, Ca to Wetumpka, AL. Every morning in my house:
“Good Morning Honey, here’s your coffee”
“I’m dyin’ in this f*ckin’ country-ass f*cked up town”.
June 11th, 2008 at 1:11 pmOh my God,i loved that-was it actually aired on tv?
June 11th, 2008 at 1:14 pmLatest Nick Hogan jail tape just released: ” I’m dyin’ in this f*ckin’ country-ass f*cked up town”.
He has a point. I hear his cell is half the size of his bathroom at home. Boo hoo!
June 11th, 2008 at 1:38 pmAunt J loves how he went ghetto after swallowing the bug!
June 11th, 2008 at 1:55 pmCandy, you really needed a stronger warning on that one. I nearly died.
June 11th, 2008 at 3:13 pmAunt J: for reals. (And his remarks are probably more accurate than we want to believe.)
June 11th, 2008 at 3:39 pmhehehe, funny all.
In the latest news:
Film festival organisers vow to boycott Madonna’s Malawian documentary ‘I Am Because We Are’ after leaked footage from the shoot clearly shows the Queen of Pop saying: “I’m dyin’ in this f*ckin’ country-ass f*cked up town”.
June 11th, 2008 at 6:16 pmFrewt:
June 11th, 2008 at 6:55 pmfrom your lips to god’s ears!
Hahahahaha frew! ,I just spat out my nighttime tea laughing at your comment. I’ll be sending you the bill for my f*cked up keyboard
June 11th, 2008 at 8:39 pmFrewt: that’s classic. Love it. I’m torn between you and Vern; I think I’ll have to award two gold medals.
June 11th, 2008 at 9:07 pmhehehe thanks. I do feel slightly guilty now Vern, I don’t wanna fuck up my karmic points score.
June 11th, 2008 at 11:03 pmI think the Gods approve when you F*ck with Mundana! No worries!
June 12th, 2008 at 5:01 amMundana! Yes!
June 12th, 2008 at 7:40 amAunt J, right on! Loved his “official” voice vs. true voice.
Queen Elizabeth to Prince Phillip:
June 13th, 2008 at 3:11 pm“I’m dyin’ in this f*ckin’ country-ass f*cked up town”.