If the Hello Kitty tombstone is a bit too girly for you, then you may want to consider THIS way to enter the after-life…
Behold the Pabst Blue Ribbon can casket, which 67-year-old Bill Bramanti had custom made for his, um, underground party.
The Chicago man is already getting some use out of it, having thrown a party for friends and filled his silver coffin — designed in Pabst’s colors of red, white and blue — with ice and, of course, his favorite brew.
Kick the keg, kick the bucket!
That’s just so sick and wrong. Death is a time for respect and mourning, not frivolous beer and — oh, wait a second. I’ve been struck with some inspiration for MY after-life digs:
Still working on the prototype, but a more respectful tribute, no?
Aunt J is going to be put to rest in a big bottle of syrup!
June 12th, 2008 at 1:28 pmI’d like the Wild Turkey bottle, thank you very much.
June 12th, 2008 at 3:30 pmAunt J: sniff, that’s beautiful.
I’ll take a scaled up version of the tin Laphroig single-malt whiskey comes in. Cheers!
June 12th, 2008 at 4:45 pmthey can stuff me in a big bag of lay’s chips.
June 13th, 2008 at 9:57 amI prefer the Kiss casket.
June 15th, 2008 at 7:10 amMartini-
Then you will really be all that and a bag of chips! *Arm Swoosh*
After they harvest my parts I’m getting BBQd!
June 15th, 2008 at 7:43 am(But not the hair!)