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LEFT: Amy Winehouse trying for a subtle, incognito look as she runs errands in London
RIGHT: A Buckingham Palace guard trying not to giggle as a man tickles him from behind
Buckingham Palace guard looks cleaner, easier to brush and most likely smells way better.
June 12th, 2008 at 2:36 pmconsidering that amy’s mess probably houses a few dead baby mice she was playing with, a crack pipe and part of a sandwich she took a bite of a week ago, the Buckingham Palace guard wins.
June 12th, 2008 at 2:43 pmPalace Guard wins.
(But, I am reminded of the Martian in Tim Burton’s Mars Attacks! It disguised itself as a woman with big hair, then bit off Martin Short1s finger. Sounds about right for our girl Amy.)
June 12th, 2008 at 3:27 pmIs that a red cloth heart with Blaaake on it (a la Winehouse) pinned on the side of the guard’s bearskin? Inquiring minds want to know.
June 12th, 2008 at 3:47 pmI’m going to give it to Amy. You know she is hiding
June 12th, 2008 at 4:12 pm* Weed
* Crack Rocks
* Crystal Meth
* Ecstasy
* Ketamine
* DetropanXL
* Spoon
* Lighter
* Cigars
* Marlboro ciggies
* Hypnotic
* Jim Beam Black
* Sprite
* Box Of Wine
* Cream Ballet shoes
* Baking Soda
* Hot Plate
and
* Pots
in her hair and she still manages to stay up. Amy has this one.
Just for the record: I’m torn vote-wise due to ethical concerns. The bearskin is a no-no as it’s 1 1/2 pounds of real fur. The crack hive is made of artificial hair and is an incredible habitat for all kinds of lice, ticks and fleas. But I fear there could be dead baby mice in there as well.
June 12th, 2008 at 4:37 pmBri: like the detropanXL. Hopefully, with help from that medication, she can leave home without paps snapping her wearing a nappy.
June 12th, 2008 at 4:40 pmIBB: Crackhive! That’s perfect. I just know that missing ballerina slipper is in there somewhere.
June 12th, 2008 at 4:43 pmI’m against cruelty to heroin spoons, so the Crackhive loses.
June 12th, 2008 at 4:51 pmI must fess up. I plagiarised “crackhive” from Michael K. of D-Listed blog.
Just for the record many things are stowed in the bear skin as well: a spare pair of knickers in case Sarah Fergusson forgets hers and is at risk of displaying her firecrotch, a sarong for Princess Beatrice, a tampon for Prince Charles (he likes those), several thousand page manuscript of conspiracy theories re. Princess Di’s death, Nazi uniform and a couple of joints for Prince Harry, spare pair of “pop sox” and a carton of Marlboro for Camilla and a sterling silver flask of scotch for any passing royal needing a “wee nip”.
June 12th, 2008 at 5:50 pmhahaHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA
June 12th, 2008 at 5:55 pmFabulous work, Candy. Stuff like this is the reason i visit your site.
Amy’s supposed to be my age yet in this photo she looks more haggard than my overworked mother. Lay of the drugs, woman!
Buckingham Palace guard ftmfw.
June 12th, 2008 at 10:09 pmhilarious.
June 13th, 2008 at 9:56 amThe gurd. As for Amy - I’m lost for words… She’s not funny anymore.
June 13th, 2008 at 1:27 pmOh crap! - sorry for the typo (GUARD)
June 13th, 2008 at 1:29 pmHow does she get in the shower with that hair? (or maybe she doesn’t)
June 15th, 2008 at 7:09 am