“Is my hair too shiny?”
Jun
13
2008
Deep Thoughts by John Mayer
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cute couple.
June 13th, 2008 at 9:52 amHe looks like he has the IQ of a frog in that picture. Jen’s got a twinkle in her eye. Too bad. I give it 2-4 months.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:16 amHis dark ‘brooding’ eyes always look a bit too dark to me- shark-like,ya know? Cold.
June 13th, 2008 at 11:52 amHe has a Mark Anthony look to him - watch out Jen.
June 13th, 2008 at 1:47 pmI agree with Suzanne
June 13th, 2008 at 2:41 pmI agree with all. And I like it when older women date younger men. But, for some reason this is creepy.
June 13th, 2008 at 2:45 pmThank goodness he isn’t wearing Borat’s lime green “mankini” trying to be so droll and amusing. Wanker.
June 13th, 2008 at 4:29 pmHe looks like a non-skinny version of Marc Anthony.
June 13th, 2008 at 7:21 pmHe is a quintessential egomaniac. For example, in this picture John is saying I’m the important one here…look at me - hence he makes no effort to include Jen in the pic.
John’s a dick. It’s official.
Sure, word on the street is that this dick knows his way around a woman’s body, but he’s still a dick.
June 13th, 2008 at 9:55 pmdear puppet,
June 13th, 2008 at 10:36 pmdid you sip on haterade today? what’s wrong with a man who knows his way around a woman’s body? i’m sure jen will never know what it is to say to him “for f*cksake john that’s my right leg. NO NO NO!! again john, that is my leg. no, that’s still my right leg. look my tooth is hurting get up.”
nothing but love ;0)
i do think he looks as if he is related to skeletor. creepy.
Rumour has it that his schlong is massive; but his ego is bigger. I’m with Puppet on this one.
June 13th, 2008 at 10:46 pmIMO, his dong is decent but in no ways massive. Not above 6.5-7.0. I am a doctor, and that’s what I know.
June 14th, 2008 at 12:42 amHey whatsa wrong with the mankini Brit Bit?
Seriously, I think he’s a blowhard. And Puppet, every pic I’ve seen of them together, he seems like he isn’t that into her. Makes me wonder if its a PR stunt.
June 14th, 2008 at 3:59 amBrit Bit-
People who’s Dads live in glass houses shouldn’t be throwing stones at mankinis!
Dr.L-
Just what “research” went into determining John’s little John size? Inquiring minds want to know!
Deanna,
June 14th, 2008 at 4:14 amBe grateful it was just your leg! Tee hee!
Vern: I’m just gutted because my Dad originated the mankini in the 1980’s and has never got the credit he deserved.
Dr.L: but is he a grower or a show-er? That’s the schlong test.
June 14th, 2008 at 9:11 amFrewt: the thing that was wrong with Mayer’s Mankini was that it was made of lycra and wasn’t knitted in premium Australian lambswool like the erstwhile Borat on your avatar.
June 14th, 2008 at 2:49 pmI also think it might be a PR stunt. Jen should be wary.
June 15th, 2008 at 7:01 am