Comments on: Deep Thoughts by John Mayer http://candykirby.com/2008/06/13/deep-thoughts-by-john-mayer/ Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name. Tue, 02 Dec 2008 20:26:57 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: sacajawea http://candykirby.com/2008/06/13/deep-thoughts-by-john-mayer/#comment-13020 sacajawea Sun, 15 Jun 2008 14:01:18 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2112#comment-13020 I also think it might be a PR stunt. Jen should be wary. I also think it might be a PR stunt. Jen should be wary.

]]> By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/06/13/deep-thoughts-by-john-mayer/#comment-13005 It's British Bitch Sat, 14 Jun 2008 21:49:35 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2112#comment-13005 Frewt: the thing that was wrong with Mayer's Mankini was that it was made of lycra and wasn't knitted in premium Australian lambswool like the erstwhile Borat on your avatar. Frewt: the thing that was wrong with Mayer’s Mankini was that it was made of lycra and wasn’t knitted in premium Australian lambswool like the erstwhile Borat on your avatar.

]]> By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/06/13/deep-thoughts-by-john-mayer/#comment-13000 It's British Bitch Sat, 14 Jun 2008 16:11:12 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2112#comment-13000 Vern: I'm just gutted because my Dad originated the mankini in the 1980's and has never got the credit he deserved. Dr.L: but is he a grower or a show-er? That's the schlong test. Vern: I’m just gutted because my Dad originated the mankini in the 1980’s and has never got the credit he deserved.

Dr.L: but is he a grower or a show-er? That’s the schlong test.

]]> By: Vern http://candykirby.com/2008/06/13/deep-thoughts-by-john-mayer/#comment-12995 Vern Sat, 14 Jun 2008 11:14:57 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2112#comment-12995 Brit Bit- People who's Dads live in glass houses shouldn't be throwing stones at mankinis! Dr.L- Just what "research" went into determining John's little John size? Inquiring minds want to know! Deanna, Be grateful it was just your leg! Tee hee! Brit Bit-
People who’s Dads live in glass houses shouldn’t be throwing stones at mankinis!

Dr.L-
Just what “research” went into determining John’s little John size? Inquiring minds want to know!

Deanna,
Be grateful it was just your leg! Tee hee!

]]> By: frewt http://candykirby.com/2008/06/13/deep-thoughts-by-john-mayer/#comment-12993 frewt Sat, 14 Jun 2008 10:59:55 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2112#comment-12993 Hey whatsa wrong with the mankini Brit Bit? Seriously, I think he's a blowhard. And Puppet, every pic I've seen of them together, he seems like he isn't that into her. Makes me wonder if its a PR stunt. Hey whatsa wrong with the mankini Brit Bit?

Seriously, I think he’s a blowhard. And Puppet, every pic I’ve seen of them together, he seems like he isn’t that into her. Makes me wonder if its a PR stunt.

]]> By: Dr. L. http://candykirby.com/2008/06/13/deep-thoughts-by-john-mayer/#comment-12991 Dr. L. Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:42:43 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2112#comment-12991 IMO, his dong is decent but in no ways massive. Not above 6.5-7.0. I am a doctor, and that's what I know. IMO, his dong is decent but in no ways massive. Not above 6.5-7.0. I am a doctor, and that’s what I know.

]]> By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/06/13/deep-thoughts-by-john-mayer/#comment-12990 It's British Bitch Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:46:45 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2112#comment-12990 Rumour has it that his schlong is massive; but his ego is bigger. I'm with Puppet on this one. Rumour has it that his schlong is massive; but his ego is bigger. I’m with Puppet on this one.

]]> By: deanna http://candykirby.com/2008/06/13/deep-thoughts-by-john-mayer/#comment-12989 deanna Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:36:56 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2112#comment-12989 dear puppet, did you sip on haterade today? what's wrong with a man who knows his way around a woman's body? i'm sure jen will never know what it is to say to him "for f*cksake john that's my right leg. NO NO NO!! again john, that is my leg. no, that's still my right leg. look my tooth is hurting get up." nothing but love ;0) i do think he looks as if he is related to skeletor. creepy. dear puppet,
did you sip on haterade today? what’s wrong with a man who knows his way around a woman’s body? i’m sure jen will never know what it is to say to him “for f*cksake john that’s my right leg. NO NO NO!! again john, that is my leg. no, that’s still my right leg. look my tooth is hurting get up.”
nothing but love ;0)
i do think he looks as if he is related to skeletor. creepy.

]]> By: Psychology Puppet http://candykirby.com/2008/06/13/deep-thoughts-by-john-mayer/#comment-12986 Psychology Puppet Sat, 14 Jun 2008 04:55:18 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2112#comment-12986 He is a quintessential egomaniac. For example, in this picture John is saying <i>I'm the important one here...look at me</i> - hence he makes no effort to include Jen in the pic. John's a dick. It's official. Sure, word on the street is that this dick knows his way around a woman's body, but he's still a dick. He is a quintessential egomaniac. For example, in this picture John is saying I’m the important one here…look at me - hence he makes no effort to include Jen in the pic.

John’s a dick. It’s official.

Sure, word on the street is that this dick knows his way around a woman’s body, but he’s still a dick.

]]> By: z http://candykirby.com/2008/06/13/deep-thoughts-by-john-mayer/#comment-12982 z Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:21:43 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2112#comment-12982 He looks like a non-skinny version of Marc Anthony. He looks like a non-skinny version of Marc Anthony.

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