Comments on: I Believe I Can Fly… http://candykirby.com/2008/06/13/i-believe-i-can-fly/ Humor columnist musing about news, pop culture, observations and life as a chick with a stripper name. Tue, 02 Dec 2008 20:27:30 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.5 By: sacajawea http://candykirby.com/2008/06/13/i-believe-i-can-fly/#comment-13019 sacajawea Sun, 15 Jun 2008 13:58:06 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2114#comment-13019 If you've got enough money, you can walk away with about anything. If you’ve got enough money, you can walk away with about anything.

]]> By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/06/13/i-believe-i-can-fly/#comment-13004 It's British Bitch Sat, 14 Jun 2008 21:47:08 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2114#comment-13004 Deanna, you put it perfectly. Even people who aren't parents like myself feel revulsion about the charges he faced. Deanna, you put it perfectly. Even people who aren’t parents like myself feel revulsion about the charges he faced.

]]> By: that_girl http://candykirby.com/2008/06/13/i-believe-i-can-fly/#comment-12997 that_girl Sat, 14 Jun 2008 12:14:22 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2114#comment-12997 I read that somewhere too. That makes it even more wrong. We all know R. Kelly is guilty, he just has really good lawyers. I read that somewhere too. That makes it even more wrong. We all know R. Kelly is guilty, he just has really good lawyers.

]]> By: Vern http://candykirby.com/2008/06/13/i-believe-i-can-fly/#comment-12996 Vern Sat, 14 Jun 2008 11:17:42 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2114#comment-12996 I read somewhere the girl was his goddaughter. Maybe Naomi can become a child avenging superhero and beat a bitch down! I read somewhere the girl was his goddaughter. Maybe Naomi can become a child avenging superhero and beat a bitch down!

]]> By: Dr. L. http://candykirby.com/2008/06/13/i-believe-i-can-fly/#comment-12992 Dr. L. Sat, 14 Jun 2008 07:43:44 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2114#comment-12992 F*cking shit. F*cking shit.

]]> By: deanna http://candykirby.com/2008/06/13/i-believe-i-can-fly/#comment-12988 deanna Sat, 14 Jun 2008 05:30:43 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2114#comment-12988 dear mr. kelly, here's a tip to stay outta trouble in the future; if her sneakers light up when she skips, or there are wheels in the heels she glides on down the sidewalk, you may choose a different play date. signed, concerned mom in florida dear mr. kelly,

here’s a tip to stay outta trouble in the future; if her sneakers light up when she skips, or there are wheels in the heels she glides on down the sidewalk, you may choose a different play date.

signed,
concerned mom in florida

]]> By: Laura @ Hungry and Frozen http://candykirby.com/2008/06/13/i-believe-i-can-fly/#comment-12981 Laura @ Hungry and Frozen Sat, 14 Jun 2008 02:13:40 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2114#comment-12981 Shudder indeed. nasty stuff. But what do you expect on Friday the 13th? Shudder indeed. nasty stuff. But what do you expect on Friday the 13th?

]]> By: It's British Bitch http://candykirby.com/2008/06/13/i-believe-i-can-fly/#comment-12975 It's British Bitch Fri, 13 Jun 2008 23:31:42 +0000 http://candykirby.com/?p=2114#comment-12975 If he doesn't manage to get two underage dates tonight he can always head home and urinate on the infamous Miley Cyrus pic. *Shudder* If he doesn’t manage to get two underage dates tonight he can always head home and urinate on the infamous Miley Cyrus pic.

*Shudder*

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