George Clooney, who gets as attached to women as Lindsay Lohan does to hair colors, has already found a new girlfriend.
Page Six reports that Georgie “has been dating a woman in her mid-30s” for months now, even before he split with Sarah Larson.
Hey, I told them EARLY 30s! Geesh.
They also claim George knew he was going to leave Sarah months ago, and let her do interviews and some modeling to “get her a career” before the split. How, um, magnanimous of him.
Sarah, as we all know by now, also treated herself to some new breasts.
Georgie’s rep, who’s vacationing at George’s house in Lake Como (tough life), responded to the rumors by saying, “How does one as public as George secretly date anyone?”
It hasn’t been easy, I tell you that. Hell, George is so intent on disguising the fact we’re dating, that he even had a bodyguard throw me off his front lawn! But, hey, anything to protect his private life…
My pad’s now up for sale - next door to a spitting image of this lady
June 14th, 2008 at 12:20 pmhttp://www.virginmedia.com/tvradio/galleries/jodie-marsh.php?ssid=6
(with a special dedication to British Bitch). If George is into plastic chests …
He must have as many STD’s as Paris Hilton.
June 14th, 2008 at 1:47 pmRebecca: LMAO. I MUST get in touch with realators to snag that crib for George. The ever demure natural beauty Jodie Marsh is ideal for him.
Legal Advisory: Jodie Marsh is not as ideal a companion for George as Candy Kirby. I don’t know if George can really aspire to someone with Candy’s looks (see Candy TV for details) and brains (she’s a qualified engineer, designed a bra for Arethra’s chi-chis she did.)
June 14th, 2008 at 2:43 pmLike the wheels on the bus!
June 14th, 2008 at 7:57 pm…the bus…full of Clooney girls in heels…
June 15th, 2008 at 7:32 am30’s? That’s old for Georgie thought he’d be raiding a high school next.
June 15th, 2008 at 9:39 am