Jun
15
2008

Kate Beckinsale Thinks She’s Got a Motor in the Back of Her Honda

Filed Under: Celebrities

Whenever I see Kate Beckinsale, I always think “now THERE’S a woman who could stand to lose a few pounds,” so it’s no wonder Kate’s demanded a body double for her new movie because “she thinks she is fat.”

Even that security guard is thinking, “Um, seriously?”

A source tells the Daily Mail:

“Kate has a terrible self-image. She thinks she is fat and she is always complaining how certain outfits make her bottom look big. Of course, the reality is that she has the most amazing body. The script called for her character to be filmed nude in a shower, focusing in on her bottom and thighs. Kate insisted on a double being hired. She was quite open on the set about not liking her body and said she particularly loathed her bottom and was not comfortable baring it.”

Oh yeah, Kate’s so fat that when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips! True story.

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  1. that_girl says:

    Do I see a little tummy sticking out or is it just me? I have the same body proportions as she does. I love my butt, but not my stick out stomach. Nice curves and ass make up for it though. :D Kate needs to appreciate her body.

  2. stell says:

    Could she get over it already? I’m sick of perfect people talking about their non-existent imperfections! But I would have my body doubled anytime as well, because you never know when or where shots of your body might emerge…

  3. frewt says:

    yeah, Kate’s so fat she was baptized at Sea World.

  4. frewt says:

    Kate’s so fat, people run around HER for exercise. hehehe

  5. It's British Bitch says:

    Kate’s so fat she’s got her own zip code

    Kate’s so fat she exerts gravitational pull on objects around her

  6. It's British Bitch says:

    I’m off to pray now. To pray hard that Kim KardASShian gets hired as Kate’s body double. Ha!

  7. frewt says:

    ahhh, evil woman Brit Bit. That’d certainly teach her vain and ginormous ass not to be so uh, vain.

  8. It's British Bitch says:

    Bwa ha ha ha (evil laugh) *rubs hands together in glee at plan to score a point for all proud big bummed girls like me*

    Kate Beckinsdale’s arse is so fat she has “Place Your Ad Here” printed on each bum cheek

    Kate Beckinsdale’s bum is so big when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up

  9. Vern says:

    I’m pretty sure Kate’s problem is that her brain is toooo small and stooopid, not that her butt is too big.
    Having said that, I have to ask:
    “Was there just a lunar eclipse?!!!”

  10. It's British Bitch says:

    Vern: I think I just piddled a bit when I read that!

  11. Linda says:

    I’d love to be that “fat”.

    Why is it, the thin ones always think they’re fat??? Yet, the fat fucking slobs, always think they’re thin???? SOmething is wrong there!

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  13. librarian kathleen says:

    Where are Zip’s comments when we need them?

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