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	<title>Comments on: Kate Beckinsale Thinks She&#8217;s Got a Motor in the Back of Her Honda</title>
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		<title>By: librarian kathleen</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/15/kate-beckinsale-thinks-shes-got-a-motor-in-the-back-of-her-honda/#comment-13079</link>
		<dc:creator>librarian kathleen</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:23:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Where are Zip's comments when we need them?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Where are Zip&#8217;s comments when we need them?</p>
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		<title>By: Linda</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/15/kate-beckinsale-thinks-shes-got-a-motor-in-the-back-of-her-honda/#comment-13072</link>
		<dc:creator>Linda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:19:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>?????</description>
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		<title>By: Linda</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/15/kate-beckinsale-thinks-shes-got-a-motor-in-the-back-of-her-honda/#comment-13071</link>
		<dc:creator>Linda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 21:18:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'd love to be that "fat".  

Why is it, the thin ones always think they're fat??? Yet, the fat fucking slobs, always think they're thin???? SOmething is wrong there!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;d love to be that &#8220;fat&#8221;.  </p>
<p>Why is it, the thin ones always think they&#8217;re fat??? Yet, the fat fucking slobs, always think they&#8217;re thin???? SOmething is wrong there!</p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/15/kate-beckinsale-thinks-shes-got-a-motor-in-the-back-of-her-honda/#comment-13055</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 17:09:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Vern: I think I just piddled a bit when I read that!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Vern: I think I just piddled a bit when I read that!</p>
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		<title>By: Vern</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/15/kate-beckinsale-thinks-shes-got-a-motor-in-the-back-of-her-honda/#comment-13051</link>
		<dc:creator>Vern</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 14:22:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm pretty sure Kate's problem is that her brain is toooo small and stooopid, not that her butt is too big.
Having said that, I have to ask:
"Was there just a lunar eclipse?!!!"</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m pretty sure Kate&#8217;s problem is that her brain is toooo small and stooopid, not that her butt is too big.<br />
Having said that, I have to ask:<br />
&#8220;Was there just a lunar eclipse?!!!&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/15/kate-beckinsale-thinks-shes-got-a-motor-in-the-back-of-her-honda/#comment-13047</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 07:55:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Bwa ha ha ha (evil laugh) *rubs hands together in glee at plan to score a point for all proud big bummed girls like me*

Kate Beckinsdale's arse is so fat she has "Place Your Ad Here" printed on each bum cheek

Kate Beckinsdale's bum is so big when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Bwa ha ha ha (evil laugh) *rubs hands together in glee at plan to score a point for all proud big bummed girls like me*</p>
<p>Kate Beckinsdale&#8217;s arse is so fat she has &#8220;Place Your Ad Here&#8221; printed on each bum cheek</p>
<p>Kate Beckinsdale&#8217;s bum is so big when her beeper goes off, people think she is backing up</p>
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		<title>By: frewt</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/15/kate-beckinsale-thinks-shes-got-a-motor-in-the-back-of-her-honda/#comment-13042</link>
		<dc:creator>frewt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 01:53:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>ahhh, evil woman Brit Bit. That'd certainly teach her vain and ginormous ass not to be so uh, vain.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ahhh, evil woman Brit Bit. That&#8217;d certainly teach her vain and ginormous ass not to be so uh, vain.</p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/15/kate-beckinsale-thinks-shes-got-a-motor-in-the-back-of-her-honda/#comment-13041</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 00:28:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I'm off to pray now. To pray hard that Kim KardASShian gets hired as Kate's body double. Ha!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m off to pray now. To pray hard that Kim KardASShian gets hired as Kate&#8217;s body double. Ha!</p>
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		<title>By: It's British Bitch</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/15/kate-beckinsale-thinks-shes-got-a-motor-in-the-back-of-her-honda/#comment-13040</link>
		<dc:creator>It's British Bitch</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 00:25:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kate's so fat she's got her own zip code 

Kate's so fat she exerts gravitational pull on objects around her</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Kate&#8217;s so fat she&#8217;s got her own zip code </p>
<p>Kate&#8217;s so fat she exerts gravitational pull on objects around her</p>
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		<title>By: frewt</title>
		<link>http://candykirby.com/2008/06/15/kate-beckinsale-thinks-shes-got-a-motor-in-the-back-of-her-honda/#comment-13039</link>
		<dc:creator>frewt</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jun 2008 00:22:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Kate's so fat, people run around HER for exercise. hehehe</description>
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