Comments on: It’s CandyTV: Tila Tequila Gets Political & Cooter Gets Drunk - A LOT

By: Indian, Please!

Indian, Please! — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 12:42:13 +0000

Indian, Please! laughed his turban off.

By: It's British Bitch

It's British Bitch — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:07:21 +0000

Vern, fair’s fair - you reduced me to a similar heap earlier this evening, it’s an honour to return the favour. Prom dress is a great idea. It will look great on my 5′4″ 140 pounds body (yeah, I’m a speech double, not a body double!). I’ve put an e-mail out to Jodie Marsh’s people as well. As a last resort I’ll nip down to K-Mart on 34th street. Snicker.

Kitchen Stories - GREAT MOVIE. It’s great when the Swedish guy pulls over early on in the movie and feels ill over driving on the “wrong” side of the road. Typical Northern European bittersweet ending as well. Loved it.

By: Vern

Vern — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:28:41 +0000

Oh My My! I am wimpering with tears and everything! Ok, and maybe I piddled a little, it happens.
But damn-Edgy Denise Richards squealing “c*nt” is a lot for my old bladder to take!
You are perfect!
But sadly, that dress is stuck on Big Joe like dumb on Bush, it aint comming off!
But that girl who made her prom dress and got kicked out of prom might loan you that one, it was real purty!

PS- the Big chair reminds me of the film “Kitchen Stories” with the old man in the chair, it was a funny film, you might like it.

By: It's British Bitch

It's British Bitch — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 23:56:01 +0000

Vern: I have just spat wine out laughing. “they spotlight you looking all sorts of Kanye”, please I’ll be giggling all night.

These are my modest demands: I want one of those very high stools like the ones some poor schmuck sometimes has to sit on shops to make sure no-one is shoplifting. This stool however, will be spray painted gold to go with my hat. I will hiss “HIGH-GEL” at the appropriate moment, until they get to the last award then I will go all edgy and Denise Richard’s and squeal “c*nt!! the name is HIGH-GEL and she is a c*nt!!”

P.S. do you think Big Joe will lend me the preggers project runway dress for a hefty deposit? nah, probably not.

By: Vern

Vern — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 19:31:33 +0000

Brit Bit-
That would be perfect! They can have like a special chair or throne for you to sit upon on the stage, and then, when it’s time for the winner to dedicate their Emmy to the ingrate, they spotlight you looking all kinds of Kanye, and you can demurely hiss-
“HIGH-GEL” in your inimitable British way! LOVES IT!
ps-you gotta wear the hat!

By: It's British Bitch

It's British Bitch — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 15:50:51 +0000

Vern: I hope each person says her name wrong to piss her off. For anyone who feels they don’t have the cojones to do it they can hire me as a speech double.

By: Vern

Vern — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 14:08:42 +0000

I hope everyone who wins an emmy this year has the onions to dedicate it to Katherine High-gel!

By: bodacious

bodacious — Tue, 17 Jun 2008 00:25:36 +0000

I think this is hilarious. I wish they would have a whole web site dedicated to Tom Cruise and his bloviating

By: Moonlight Dancer

Moonlight Dancer — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:21:03 +0000

Aunt J,

Just bought some of your syrup the other day. Thanks for making my mornings brighter!

By: librarian kathleen

librarian kathleen — Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:19:20 +0000

Candy, Candy, Candy, great TV as always.

And, you’re lookin’ Candylicious and summery and very L.A. (in the best possible sense). You ought to send this episode to George, in case he missed it.