Let’s face it: There’s nothing juicier than a good, old-fashioned catfight. Think Denise and Heather. Krystle Carrington and Alexis Colby. Kelly Ripa and Clay Aiken.
With that being said, no famous catfight has been beaten to death more than Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie’s, so color me pleased to hear that Jen’s decided to spice things up with another alleged rival: Jennifer Connelly.
Yes, according to that trustworthy Life & Style (Hey, who cares if their “source” is Jen’s dog Norman — we’re talking about a catfight! Good times), Aniston had her He’s Just Not That Into You co-star booted from a cast photo for the cover of Marie Claire. Oh, snap! While Jen was fine posing with her other co-stars Drew Barrymore and Ginnifer Goodwin, an insider claims “Aniston threatened to pull out if Jennifer was part of the cover. It was all about getting Jennifer Aniston front and center and looking as sexy as possible.”
Somewhere, Drew and Ginnifer are saying, “Hey, wait! So WE’RE not sexy competition?!”
Aniston’s rep, of course, denies that there’s any discord between the actresses; however, the insider says the two simply didn’t hit it off: “There was no camaraderie between those two whatsoever. They didn’t seem like friends in the slightest.”
Having consulted with a number of men about this case, Judge Candy has been advised there’s only one proper way to settle the case of Jen vs. Jen: Two bikinis and a big vat of Jell-O.
If you, like me, are a hopeless sucker for romantic comedies, then you’ll want to check out this trailer for He’s Just Not That Into You:
“Kelly Ripa and Clay Aiken”!!!!! Candy, you are freaking hilarious. I’ll be giggling all afternoon about that.
June 16th, 2008 at 11:15 amWhat a bummer that movie looks.
June 16th, 2008 at 11:20 amMethinks Warner Brothers is revin’ up some PR for this movie with a good cat fight. And you fell for it, Candy. LMAO
June 16th, 2008 at 11:29 amjennifer connelley is so gorgeous. i wouldn’t want to stand next to her either!
June 16th, 2008 at 11:40 amAunt J likes both Jennifers but thinks Aniston seems insecure.
June 16th, 2008 at 11:57 amKaren: I don’t think Candy fell for it. Note the sarcasm:
June 16th, 2008 at 1:52 pm“who cares if their “source” is Jen’s dog Norman — we’re talking about a catfight!” I thought you were part of a “home school elite”…
Better than a catfight: Steel Cage Match! With jello if you want it.
As I’ve opined before: two go in, only one comes out. Thunderdome!
(If Aniston really cared about being upstaged by a prettier person, she should never, never have married Mr. Brad.)
June 16th, 2008 at 4:10 pmThunderdome! Yay!!!
I see no value in Aniston, but I do love Connelly…
June 16th, 2008 at 4:27 pmThunderdome - yesss!!! I like both of them but I fear Aniston is going to get a beat down involving a KO from Connelly’s Academy Award.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:22 pmJ-E-L-L-ooooooooooh yeah!
June 16th, 2008 at 11:17 pmJennifer Connelly is so beautiful and graceful and can actually act I can see why the other Jen hates her LOL.
June 16th, 2008 at 11:21 pmmaybe she overheard the director tell a crew member, “go get Jennifer”
June 17th, 2008 at 10:21 pm“which one?”
“the pretty one.”
and then –gasp– he fetched Connelly.
well, whatever. Aniston can now slink back to boringsville and frown at the wall.