Sex on a stick: Leather-clad Mickey Rourke. Yowza. [Dlisted]
John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston take their love fest to Mexico. Thank goodness they’ll have plenty of bottled Smart Water with them. [Lainey]
Video of Pete Doherty taking his annual bath. [Seriously? OMG!]
Will and Willow Smith compete at the box office. Ah, reminds me of when MY dad and I would compete… in lawn darts. Hey, just as glamorous! [Celebrity Baby Scoop]
Denise Richards‘ “reality” show is — GASP! — not so real, after all. [Celebrity Smack]
Pregnancy agrees with Amy Poehler. As do belches and strange armpit noises, I suspect. That’s why I love her so. [popbytes]
Billy Ray Cyrus wears his sunglasses on the Today show. But does he wear them at night? CandyKirby.com — getting to the bottom of the hard-hitting questions. [POTP]
Mike Meyers has a man-crush on Justin Timberlake, wants to nuzzle against his Brillo ‘do. [The Frisky]
Mischa Barton lets her butt cheeks breath. Ahhhh. [Ayyyy!]
Anne Hathaway dumps her boyfriend, immediately checks her bank account statements for discrepancies. [Gabby Babble]
Tom Cruise has bulletproof cars. Hear that? Xenu’s scoffing. [Geno]
Mickey Rourke: Entire torso clad in leather. Some of it from cows, most of it his own skin. NASTY.
June 17th, 2008 at 10:39 pmWords actually fail me viewing those pics of Mickey. All I can do is channel my dearly departed mum and say: dear, dear, dear.
June 17th, 2008 at 11:51 pmBulletproof cars won’t stop the aliens, Tom.
June 18th, 2008 at 6:25 amAh Mickey…a study in Hollywood weird. But I still love him. He is many things, but he ain’t flabby!
The other links are fun, Candy. (I always got the impression that Jesus Cruise was, or at least believed himself to be, bulletproof. So why the car?
June 18th, 2008 at 3:12 pm