Yay! This is shaping up to be the Week o’ Catfights.
As loyal readers of my blog are aware, I am an avid follower of The Girls Next Door. Call it my guilty pleasure. Call it morbid fascination. Call it only a slight step above Farmer Wants a Wife. It’s all true.
Regardless, this is why I’m cackling — yup, like a witch — about TMZ’s claim that EVERYBODY at the Playboy Mansion “hates” Holly Madison, aka Hef’s #1 girlfriend… especially (speaking of cackling) fellow girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson.
Of COURSE they do! Holly has one hand up the Hef Puppet to make him appear alive, à la Weekend at Bernie’s, in hopes of pushing his a$$ down the aisle and one foot pushing the other girls’ asses out the door.
The tension has apparently gotten so bad, that Kendra and Holly can’t be in a room for more than five minutes without totally going at it. And that’s posing major problems for producers of the show who have to shoot around the flying fur — because, as anyone who’s read Bunny Tales knows (what? didn’t EVERYBODY read that?!), Hef wants everyone to think they’re just one big happy polygamy-esque family. Holly’s also trying to take more editorial control at the magazine, which isn’t exactly going over well with longtime employees.
Meanwhile, Bridget Marquardt is reportedly just trying to keep the peace and ride that gravy train as long as she can. Which she deserves for her willingness to ride Hef’s slow choo-choo train…
Sounds like it may be time for Hef to pick a new #1 Bunny. And I think I’ve found just the hot mama for him:
Hell, Hef will never know the difference. And she’s willing to nibble on anything — even meat that’s way past its expiration date!
I’m no Holly fan but she seems like
June 17th, 2008 at 12:01 pmthe only one who actually cares
about him. So the girl is misguided and clearly over estimating her abilities, let her do as she pleases.
This new bunny deserves better than Hef.
June 17th, 2008 at 12:29 pmIs it a law when one is a Bunny that one must wear the fugliest clothes ever?
June 17th, 2008 at 12:36 pm(New bunny excluded, of course!)
That’s a cute bunny. Off topic: Let’s send a rabid skunk “bunny” to Paris Hilton!!!
June 17th, 2008 at 12:38 pmRe. “the girls next door” Librarian Kathleen is busy enlightening the masses right now, so I’m going to post this on her behalf:
THUNDERDOME. Three girls, one cage. Only one comes out.
Bonus: Hef might be able to get semi-soft, not just soft after a sack of viagra and watching the catfight!
June 17th, 2008 at 12:40 pmIs it me, or do the ads over their head almost seem like thought bubbles? Holly secretly dreaming of pizza, Hef dreaming of…guys? Bridget dreaming of Sega, and Kendra dreaming of…nothing.
June 17th, 2008 at 12:53 pmAs if Hef could actually function as the working editor of a magazine…
IBB: Thanks — exactly what I would have said had I gotten home earlier!!
Truth: I wasn’t enlightening the masses this afternoon but attending an endless academic meeting (is there any other kind?).
June 17th, 2008 at 2:38 pmLove it Gwen!
June 17th, 2008 at 3:09 pmWish I knew which of these bitches was which !! They all look alike to me !
June 17th, 2008 at 3:13 pmGwen: LMAO - brilliant.
June 17th, 2008 at 3:33 pmDeb: They come off a production line hence the homogeneity.
Librarian Kathleen: wow, you got back from an academic meeting that early? Good going!!
Hil-fucking-arious. But surely PETA would object!
June 17th, 2008 at 6:05 pmWell, I’m kinda addicted to the show too, and it seems to me that Holly has more brains than the other two put together, and she’s worked for the $$, she should get a lot. And she does seem to really care for Hef.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:43 pmBridget’s the smartest one! She’s the most educated and the least annoying.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:25 pmholly is delusional. that dude is not the marrying kind.
June 17th, 2008 at 9:45 pmFinally, an all natural bunny and cute as a button!
June 18th, 2008 at 7:59 amI would simply like to hear from more people on the inside, to see if the rumors are actually true or not!
June 18th, 2008 at 9:01 am