Paris Hilton, who goes through dogs faster than tubes of Vagisil (well, almost), was actually DE-NIED by a pet store, which told her, “No puppies for YOU!”
Yessir, Paris was on her way to a photo shoot and “wanted a puppy in the picture with her so it would look cuter.” Another way of achieving that, of course, would be eliminating Paris from the pictures. However, Paris wasn’t amenable to that option, so she waltzed into a Melrose Avenue store and tried to buy a Yorkie, but was rebuffed by an employee who said it was clearly “an impulse buy.” Paris, who has a ton of neglected animals that reportedly live in her closet, went “ballistic,” according to Page Six.
“She started screaming, ‘I love my puppies! I want my baby!’” — but to no avail. Mature!
Sources say after Paris clomped her hooves out of the store, the Yorkie slipped the employee a twenty and said, “Thanks. I owe you, man.”
Finally, a moment of sanity.
June 17th, 2008 at 11:40 amCandy is a fabulous story teller
June 17th, 2008 at 11:52 amThank goodness the puppies were saved from her.
June 17th, 2008 at 12:24 pmIt’s an indication of how bad her animal care skills are that even a store selling puppy mill “products” will not let her buy one. Phew!
Woofs and Wags from:
Darius the dalmatian/weimeraner mix and Ollie the cattle dog. XXXXX
P.S. don’t breed or buy while shelter animals die - we both came from the CACC in NY.
June 17th, 2008 at 12:33 pmWoofs and wags from Sandi! a terrier mix.
June 17th, 2008 at 1:34 pmAs if life in a pet store weren’t bad enough for some poor canine…
IBB: Props.
June 17th, 2008 at 2:28 pmProps to you, I meant. As in horray for getting your dogs at a shelter.
June 17th, 2008 at 2:29 pmCongratulations to that store employee who had the balls to tell that skank the truth !!
June 17th, 2008 at 3:10 pmBrit Bit-
June 17th, 2008 at 3:17 pmwhat is a cattle dog? Is it like a puli or a collie? My hermit crabs, who send their love, would like to know.
Deb: right on. A lot of people would be star struck, the person involved had principles. They ought to be given some kind of award!
Vern: Like a collie with stick-up ears. Settlers in Australia needed a tough dog so they mixed sheep dogs with bull terriers and there’s also a bit of dingo in there! Fortunately he has shown no desire to eat any babies.
Dr.L: Hi Sandi, you sound like a cool dog!
Librarian Kathleen: thanks. I can’t believe some idiot left them at the pound, they are such great dogs.
June 17th, 2008 at 3:58 pmSomebody give that employee a solid gold medal.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:04 pmBrit Bit,
June 17th, 2008 at 6:39 pmDarius and Ollie sound really great! But be careful about that baby thing. They are almost as dangerous as Paris.
The smart employee deserves a raise!
I bet some tabloids gonna interview that brave employee. ha…
June 17th, 2008 at 8:04 pmI was completely floored when my sister and her fam recently paid $1500 on a dog when there are thousands and thousands euthanized every day…fucking pisses me off. LANGUAGE! But it really angered me.
Before they decided on this dog, I pleaded the case for a pound dog…”This is a great opportunity for you to teach your girls about animal welfare and compassion over your “wants” for a designer dog. Check out all of the local shelters and you’ll find an awesome dog!”
Yeah, didn’t help.
June 17th, 2008 at 8:44 pmStill chaps my hide. Can you tell?
haha… “No puppies for you!”
June 17th, 2008 at 9:33 pmif she wanted a dog sidekick so bad she could’ve invited her sister
Yay! That store owner must have heard about the closet story. No, Paris, you can NOT use your dogs as acessories. That’s what the little stuffed animals in purses are for.
June 17th, 2008 at 9:40 pmPissy Puppet: nice try there. I try not to get too upset when people don’t go for my “please consider a shelter dog” schtick. I was totally peeved when the airhead sister-in-law of my ex got a “malti-poo” despite my PR. That bitch is always so snobby about my dogs not being “pure bred”. Yet she paid a crap load of money for a puppy mill MUTT.
Javelin: welcome back! I hope Nicky Hilton doesn’t end up shut in a closet. LOL.
June 17th, 2008 at 10:17 pmthanks, good to be among you lovelies. I bet Nicky does spend hours wandering paris’s corn-maze like closet, that’s why she always looks so skinny and tired. poor thing better leave a trail of crumbs next time she goes to fetch a pair of tranny heels for her sis.
June 17th, 2008 at 10:40 pmSmart pet store worker! Making a photo look ‘cuter’ is not a good reason to give anyone a puppy. Anyway, all those spending tons on their fancy ‘cross-breed’ handbag poochies can shove it. My little mongrel adopted my family 7 years ago and she has more use and sass in her dew claw than any of those furry fashion accessories.
June 18th, 2008 at 8:43 am“…she has more use and sass in her dew claw…” OH SNAP!
IBB: Yeah, I guess we can’t all be compassionate, unselfish bitches!
June 18th, 2008 at 11:08 amShe acts like she is 12 years old. Actually my niece who is 12 acts more mature than Paris.
June 20th, 2008 at 9:11 am