Comments on: No Puppy for Paris

By: Olivia

Olivia — Fri, 20 Jun 2008 16:11:57 +0000

She acts like she is 12 years old. Actually my niece who is 12 acts more mature than Paris.

By: Puppet

Puppet — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 18:08:18 +0000

“…she has more use and sass in her dew claw…” OH SNAP!

IBB: Yeah, I guess we can’t all be compassionate, unselfish bitches!

By: Peta

Peta — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 15:43:59 +0000

Smart pet store worker! Making a photo look ‘cuter’ is not a good reason to give anyone a puppy. Anyway, all those spending tons on their fancy ‘cross-breed’ handbag poochies can shove it. My little mongrel adopted my family 7 years ago and she has more use and sass in her dew claw than any of those furry fashion accessories.

By: javelin

javelin — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:40:21 +0000

thanks, good to be among you lovelies. I bet Nicky does spend hours wandering paris’s corn-maze like closet, that’s why she always looks so skinny and tired. poor thing better leave a trail of crumbs next time she goes to fetch a pair of tranny heels for her sis.

By: It's British Bitch

It's British Bitch — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 05:17:42 +0000

Pissy Puppet: nice try there. I try not to get too upset when people don’t go for my “please consider a shelter dog” schtick. I was totally peeved when the airhead sister-in-law of my ex got a “malti-poo” despite my PR. That bitch is always so snobby about my dogs not being “pure bred”. Yet she paid a crap load of money for a puppy mill MUTT.

Javelin: welcome back! I hope Nicky Hilton doesn’t end up shut in a closet. LOL.

By: that_girl

that_girl — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:40:03 +0000

Yay! That store owner must have heard about the closet story. No, Paris, you can NOT use your dogs as acessories. That’s what the little stuffed animals in purses are for.

By: javelin

javelin — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 04:33:24 +0000

haha… “No puppies for you!”
if she wanted a dog sidekick so bad she could’ve invited her sister

By: Pissy Puppet

Pissy Puppet — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:44:40 +0000

I was completely floored when my sister and her fam recently paid $1500 on a dog when there are thousands and thousands euthanized every day…fucking pisses me off. LANGUAGE! But it really angered me.

Before they decided on this dog, I pleaded the case for a pound dog…”This is a great opportunity for you to teach your girls about animal welfare and compassion over your “wants” for a designer dog. Check out all of the local shelters and you’ll find an awesome dog!”

Yeah, didn’t help.
Still chaps my hide. Can you tell?

By: z

Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:04:55 +0000

I bet some tabloids gonna interview that brave employee. ha…

By: Vern

Vern — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 01:39:01 +0000

Brit Bit,
Darius and Ollie sound really great! But be careful about that baby thing. They are almost as dangerous as Paris.
The smart employee deserves a raise!