Somewhere, Beyoncé is saying, “For babies? Why didn’t I think of that?!”
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Jun
17
2008
Sign of the Apocalypse #6759
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These remind me, very uncomfortably, of shoes for bound feet.
June 17th, 2008 at 2:24 pmThose are not “high heels for babies.”
June 17th, 2008 at 2:57 pmThey are “high heels for baby girls.”
Kerplunk!!!
That was the sound of my brain falling out of my ears because it didn’t want to contemplate a world with these fucking shoes in it!
PS-Brit Bit-
June 17th, 2008 at 3:15 pmyou have a job on the candy tv site.
oooh, I’ll go and check. I could use a job now Ascot is over!
June 17th, 2008 at 4:47 pmDr. L - what about the idiot parents who want their sons to become trannies?
June 17th, 2008 at 6:00 pmI have never understood the allure of high heels on anyone, trannies included. I also can’t stand shoes that go clickety click on the floor as office workers high-heel it around.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:19 pmIt’s incredible that enough people thought this was a good idea for it to happen.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:34 pmstupidest idea ive ever heard of.
June 17th, 2008 at 8:09 pmI have a use for these. I hate baby showers. Next baby shower I’m invited to, I’m taking these as my gift. Word will get around of my depravity. I’ll never be invited to another one. Now if I can just find a similar product for wedding showers …
June 17th, 2008 at 10:42 pmA gift certificate for a divorce attorney would probably do it, IBB.
June 17th, 2008 at 11:37 pmThank you Candy and Brit Bit for turning poop into pink poop-aide!
June 18th, 2008 at 5:47 amWow-I guess it’s never to early to sexualize our girls. Sick.
June 18th, 2008 at 6:02 amYes, Candy, yes! No more shall I be sujbected to weddings where the bride and groom are already clearly miserable with each other!
June 18th, 2008 at 6:04 amMore business for podiatrists in the future
June 18th, 2008 at 6:27 amCandy: you are brilliant. I knew I could rely on you to come up with a “get out of jail free” for wedding showers as well. I owe you many margaritas!
June 18th, 2008 at 7:30 am