Diddy, who fancies himself the ultimate ladies’ man, tells MetroUK that he likes to get ready for sexy time by waxing his balls — and urges all men to regularly manicure their man jungles to keep the chickies happy.
“While I’m getting ready I like to relax with a drink –- vodka and lemonade –- and listen to some James Brown,” he explains.
“Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good. I knew that I would now…”
“Then I’ll have a manicure and pedicure -– and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed.” The 38-year-old mogul added, “I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black.”
Hmmmm… sounds to me he’s going for “Unforgettable Sack.”
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All men should shave their privates.
June 18th, 2008 at 11:09 amI don’t know if men should shave/wax their nut sacks. From what I have seen the scrotum is made of the same type of wrinkly skin as knees and elbows …
June 18th, 2008 at 12:23 pmRight, IBB. Not a pretty site at all. I say keep it covered up.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:20 pmAs for me, Diddy can keep his “privates” in a jar full of mayo as long as he doesn’t speak about them in public. Gross…
June 18th, 2008 at 1:26 pmI’m assuming he listens to “Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag” while the nut sack is waxed …
June 18th, 2008 at 2:44 pmI’m with him on the vodka & lemonade — great summer drink.
I’m with him on the James Brown music. I’m with him, in general, on being “well-groomed.”
Manicure, pedicure, & nutbag wax? Sounds like a self-indulgent wealthy person to me.
June 18th, 2008 at 3:03 pmOh god Brit Bit!
June 18th, 2008 at 3:25 pmSnort, Snicker!
Right on!
“Diddy’s got a brand new Bag!”
me thinks Diddy cares less about the ladies than he does his beloved full length mirror.
June 18th, 2008 at 3:32 pmI agree javelin. Homeboy definitely has some tang in him with a hint of lemon zest and a pinch of sugar.
June 18th, 2008 at 3:35 pmImagine Diddy loses all his money and has to do the “poor man’s” version of a wax. Can you see him bent over in a public Mens room with a jar of Nads and a wax stick?
June 18th, 2008 at 5:21 pmVern: “Diddy’s got a Brand New Bag!” OMG - that’s classic. I wonder if he’s ever lost his nerve in the middle of a waxing and hollered “Get Up Offa That Thing” to the beautician …
June 18th, 2008 at 6:58 pmBrit Bit-
June 19th, 2008 at 9:49 amOnly if the beautician got in the way of the mirror!
Too much information! I’ll have to go get a vodka and lemonade just to get this off my mind.
June 19th, 2008 at 1:21 pm