Jun
18
2008

Diddy Likes a Clean Shave

Filed Under: Beauty, I Heart Divas

Diddy, who fancies himself the ultimate ladies’ man, tells MetroUK that he likes to get ready for sexy time by waxing his balls — and urges all men to regularly manicure their man jungles to keep the chickies happy.

“While I’m getting ready I like to relax with a drink –- vodka and lemonade –- and listen to some James Brown,” he explains.

“Whoa-oa-oa! I feel good.  I knew that I would now…”

“Then I’ll have a manicure and pedicure -– and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed.”  The 38-year-old mogul added, “I wax my privates. I also wear my fragrance, Unforgivable Black.”

Hmmmm… sounds to me he’s going for “Unforgettable Sack.”

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  1. that_girl says:

    All men should shave their privates.

  2. It's British Bitch says:

    I don’t know if men should shave/wax their nut sacks. From what I have seen the scrotum is made of the same type of wrinkly skin as knees and elbows …

  3. Dr. L. says:

    Right, IBB. Not a pretty site at all. I say keep it covered up.

  4. Rebecca says:

    As for me, Diddy can keep his “privates” in a jar full of mayo as long as he doesn’t speak about them in public. Gross…

  5. It's British Bitch says:

    I’m assuming he listens to “Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag” while the nut sack is waxed …

  6. librarian kathleen says:

    I’m with him on the vodka & lemonade — great summer drink.
    I’m with him on the James Brown music. I’m with him, in general, on being “well-groomed.”

    Manicure, pedicure, & nutbag wax? Sounds like a self-indulgent wealthy person to me.

  7. Vern says:

    Oh god Brit Bit!
    Snort, Snicker!
    Right on!
    “Diddy’s got a brand new Bag!”

  8. javelin says:

    me thinks Diddy cares less about the ladies than he does his beloved full length mirror.

  9. Bri says:

    I agree javelin. Homeboy definitely has some tang in him with a hint of lemon zest and a pinch of sugar.

  10. Holy Terror says:

    Imagine Diddy loses all his money and has to do the “poor man’s” version of a wax. Can you see him bent over in a public Mens room with a jar of Nads and a wax stick?

  11. It's British Bitch says:

    Vern: “Diddy’s got a Brand New Bag!” OMG - that’s classic. I wonder if he’s ever lost his nerve in the middle of a waxing and hollered “Get Up Offa That Thing” to the beautician …

  12. Vern says:

    Brit Bit-
    Only if the beautician got in the way of the mirror!

  13. sacajawea says:

    Too much information! I’ll have to go get a vodka and lemonade just to get this off my mind.

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