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On his talk show, Arsenio would definitely have asked Will about this.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:51 pmThat looks like a l’il extra somethin’ somethin’ from Mr. Smith.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:54 pmWill, you can try all you like, but the rumours about you desiring a three-way with Tommy-Girl and John Revolta won’t go away. Bend over and show the boys what you’re working with.
June 18th, 2008 at 5:43 pmMs. Theron whispers into Will Smith’s ear:
“Pssst… I have a cooch, not a schlong.”
June 19th, 2008 at 8:38 amShe doesn’t look very Will-ing.
June 19th, 2008 at 1:13 pmI think she’s whispering in his ear
June 19th, 2008 at 11:24 pm“is that a lottery pencil in your pocket or is that lottery pencil in your pocket all up on me?”