Turns out, Usher is a regular Yoda on the subject of lesbian love…
Usher imparts his wisdom to Vibe magazine:
“It can never be bad to have a foundation as a man — a black man — in a time when women are dying for men. Women have started to become lovers of each other as a result of not having enough men. Are you not studying the stories? Wake up! Black love is a good thing.”
Really? Huh. Diddy told me women become lesbians because not enough men wax their balls. Which is it? I’m so confused!
Usher, you are fucking stupid. Lesbians don’t want men.
June 18th, 2008 at 11:32 amNot even close, Ush. You were cooler when you were in the Macy’s ad with Martha Stewart.
June 18th, 2008 at 1:23 pmHetero is hetero. Lesbian is lesbian. Geez.
Some men like to think that they can “turn” a lesbian: “If only she had a REAL man.” What crap. The gay folks I know recognized their preference very early in life.
June 18th, 2008 at 2:58 pmI’ve heard my friends say, “Men are full of shit. I might as well be with a woman,” but did they do it? NO! Why? Because they don’t want a woman. That’s just shit some women say.
I don’t know what planet Usher resides, but on the planet where I reside, you know, planet Earth, which is my place of birth, women become lovers with each other because that’s what they want.
Women who love women were born loving women. You don’t just pop up one day and say, You know, I’m tired of men, I feel like some poontang today. I am going to make this a poontang day! That is not the way it goes. If a woman decides to be with another woman it’s because she’s always had an attraction to women.
Lesbianism can’t sneak up on you. Its not like you’re going to be walking down the street or sitting at home sipping on some coffee and lesbianism jumps out of the closet or an alleyway and yells, Gotcha Bitch!
June 18th, 2008 at 3:02 pm“in a time when women are dying for men… forced to use each other to satisfy their desires”– what, the recession has wiped out the nation’s supply of penis? lemme guess– we gotta learn to share! going green means more threesomes! I’ll keep that in mind, Usherboy, now run along and tend to your babypapa.
June 18th, 2008 at 3:23 pm“Women who love women were born loving women. You don’t just pop up one day and say, You know, I’m tired of men, I feel like some poontang today.”
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Unless you’re Anne Heche, Angelina Jolie or Lindsay Lohan!
June 18th, 2008 at 5:16 pmUsher? Not helping yourself there, man.
June 18th, 2008 at 10:15 pmConsidering what Supahead chickie said about his sexual preferences and general personal hygiene, I’m surprised he even wanted to open that can of worms.
June 19th, 2008 at 8:06 amI dunno, that ignorance kinda makes me want to run for the snatch.
June 19th, 2008 at 12:08 pmInteresting theory, though.
June 19th, 2008 at 1:19 pm