I’m always looking out for my cash-strapped readers looking to fulfill the fantasies of a baby fetishist. And, let’s face it, which of us HASN’T fallen into that category at one time or another?
Copied directly from Craigslist (via WTF):
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chicago craigslist > north chicagoland > childcare
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sitter needed for cheating boyfriend, seriously (burbs)
Reply to: comm-723784409@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-06-17, 11:30PM CDT
fulltime sitter needed for this upcoming weekend only
I just found out my boyfriend was cheating on me & the only way I’ll take him back if he agrees to be babysat for the entire weekend by a babysitter/nanny.
I thought this was a pretty original idea!
If he acts like a baby then I ‘ll treat him like one. I just want him to be as humiliated as he made me feel! does that make sense?
I am willing to pay $1000 cash for someone that can take my boyfriend from Friday night to Sunday night, just babysitting. (Don’t worry it’s coming out of his savings!)
Babysitter must be openminded (obviously) and have access to baby gear/stuff
I’d prefer your place if it’s nursery equiped with a crib, highchair, pack & play, etc
email with questions, serious replys only please
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Oh yeah, I’m sure there’s a girlfriend.
Hey, just make sure you get paid up-front — then spoon-feed him some delicious strained peas mixed with a bottle of crushed Ambien, and get the hell out of there. Talk about an easy thousand bucks! Not that I, um, know anything about such a gig, of course…
I have nothing against “adult babies” hey, whatever floats your boat. I think you’re dead right that there’s no girlfriend though, he’s just too embarrassed to say “I will pay $1000 for someone to treat me like a baby”. Why do I never see ads like that on Craigslist-NY. That would be an easy grand to make.
June 19th, 2008 at 11:27 amHeh. I like Candy’s idea: strained peas and ambien. Then scrammo!
June 19th, 2008 at 12:04 pmHmmm. Here’s another subculture that remains untapped by creative but unemployed folks.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:35 pmhmm… I’m pretty poor. craigslist here I come.
June 19th, 2008 at 4:25 pm