Sources say Nicole was confused when event coordinators attached a couple tiebacks to her dress and hoisted her onto a curtain rod.
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I can’t decide if that dress looks more like curtains, or a carpet.
June 19th, 2008 at 12:05 pmUh, o.k. This reminds me of the Gone With the Wind skit on the old Carol Burnette show (it’s on YouTube if you want to see it).
June 19th, 2008 at 3:38 pmScarlett O’Hara did it better.
June 19th, 2008 at 3:41 pmlooks like one of those decorative blankets old ladies drape their sofas in. I actually think she looks hot in it, though. must be the smile.
June 19th, 2008 at 4:23 pmMaria von Trapp originated this fashion trend, when she was still Fraulein Maria.
June 20th, 2008 at 6:16 amSpeaking of interesting outfits, I think Brit Bit’s dad is posted on dlisted, winner of the “caption this” post. tee hee.
June 20th, 2008 at 2:26 pm