Wait, I’m sorry. My cats The Board of Advisors at CandyKirby.com inform me that this is Courtney Love and NOT, in fact, a ghost.
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ohhh Candy, now i wont be able to sleep tonight!
June 20th, 2008 at 7:32 pmOoh! Something to caption for all_macros!
“BRAIIIIIIINZZZZ”
June 20th, 2008 at 7:45 pmThe fuck? Is she super skinny again?
June 20th, 2008 at 9:17 pmWhatever happened to “Baby Jane”?
She’s Baaaaaaaack!
June 20th, 2008 at 9:42 pmDid she soak in bleach for a week before heading out?
June 20th, 2008 at 9:45 pmShe reminds me of a giant tapeworm… or something from the x-files… either way - something you would not even prod with a stick.
June 21st, 2008 at 4:50 amSpot on, Rebecca.
Holy Fuggity-Fug, this is baaaaad, even by Courtney standards.
June 21st, 2008 at 6:48 amShe’s been hiding in a cellar doing crack for the last 18 months.
June 21st, 2008 at 10:04 am“Night of the Living Dead!” She’s even paler and skinnier than Nicole Kidman.
June 21st, 2008 at 10:26 amI’m not looking forward to the day that mask becomes Candy’s default avatar.
Run Francis, run!
June 21st, 2008 at 4:36 pmI am very fair skinned but I look tan against her how the heck is this possible? I really hope this is a joke photo.
June 21st, 2008 at 10:50 pmYikes!
If it hadn’t been for the red lipstick, I’da thought it was a black and white photo
June 22nd, 2008 at 2:36 amUm……who let Miss Havisham out the house?
June 22nd, 2008 at 7:49 amI don’t think the poltergeist chic look will catch on.
Love is such a disappointment to me as a woman. Once upon a time she gave a good impersonation being a strong feminist icon, now its pretty clear she’s just an insecure fuck up.
June 22nd, 2008 at 6:20 pmWow, someone is seriously ill. This will not end well.
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:09 am