WHO: Naomi Campbell
WHAT: Kicking, hitting and spitting at police officers (i.e., being an all-around sweetheart) on a plane at Heathrow
WHEN: When doesn’t she?
SENTENCE: 200 hours of community service
WHY: London could always use more trash collectors who wear Louboutins
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Great sentance! I’ll give her 1-2 hours of trash picking, before she melts down.
June 20th, 2008 at 11:58 amSomething is really really wrong with Naomi.
June 20th, 2008 at 2:47 pmP.S. I think maybe she’s got a Diana Ross thing goin’ on.
(Remember when diva Diana had an airport malfunction, among other things?)
June 20th, 2008 at 2:49 pmThis pisses me off. Any non-famous nutcase who had previous convictions for violence/abuse would have faced a short jail sentence. The fact that she was hurling racial abuse has been conveniently forgotten as well.
June 20th, 2008 at 3:24 pmI wonder what she’s so pissed about. if I had her shitloads of money and fabulous clothes I’d get woozy on vicodin and lay out on a sunny balcony blowing bubbles and eating rainbow colored marshmallows. then I’d go out at night and get dirty/sweaty at a loud concert, go skinny dipping with a hot dude, and wake up the next day thinking “ahhh.”
June 20th, 2008 at 4:47 pmIt’s tough being poor or moderately secure or uberly rich. You can’t win regardless of your finances–it’s all in the reaction. She’s either genuinely an asshole or she’s got some personality disorder going on.
June 20th, 2008 at 6:24 pmSerious forehead action. Matches Rumer Willis’ chin.
June 21st, 2008 at 10:10 amWhat would happen to you or me if we kicked, hit, and spit at several police officers? Think about it! I’m tired of these badly behaved, spoiled rotten celebrities not being held accountable for their poor behavior.
June 21st, 2008 at 10:51 amThere was this model, Waris Dirie, who wrote a book about her horrible experience with female circumcision in Africa. She eventually became a model, and she had a small part in her book where she mentioned a young girl, Naomi Campbell, who was scared to sleep alone. I think Naomi must have gone through a lot of crap starting out, maybe even sexual abuse. It seems like she’s having a complete mental breakdown.
June 21st, 2008 at 9:42 pm