Jack Wagner’s Hair, which once rivaled the enviable locks of John Stamos and Patrick Dempsey, has passed away in the hands of excessive bleach and the Los Angeles heat wave. It was 49 years old.
Jack Wagner’s Hair is survived by a body that gets to sleep with Heather Locklear and classic Melrose Place lines such as, “Talk is cheap, Amanda. Then again, so are you.” Snap!
Talk about windblown; I always loved his hair. Tyra’s gown is beautiful, such a pretty color.
June 21st, 2008 at 10:24 amWell, at least it appears he hasn’t had botox or a face lift, hmm? I am wondering about those teeth, though. The curve of his gum is kinda odd. Looks a bit like a denture, actually…
June 21st, 2008 at 10:54 amRachael Ray looks like a black sausage in that dress. Her date is a homeless guy she picked up off the street.
Susan Lucci must have sold her soul to the devil, like 2 decades ago, because she STILL looks great. Unreal. She looked like that when I was in high school, for Chissakes’.
June 21st, 2008 at 3:05 pmEllen’s eyes are closed in her picture. Also they are very close together.
June 22nd, 2008 at 2:39 amjack needs a deep conditioning treatment and a color fill stat!
June 22nd, 2008 at 4:51 amJackie boy might need some iron infusions. That stringy ass hair screams, I AM ANEMIC!
June 22nd, 2008 at 7:58 amYes but even with good hair could we forgive him that rockabilly style shiney jacket with the velvet collar? Dude needs a style bypass operation.
June 22nd, 2008 at 7:19 pmHe needs to cut that shit. Can’t stand stringy, long hair on dudes. Blech!
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:08 amI’ve always thought Jack looked great - even with the messy look. Total hottie! Thanks for adding the pic
June 24th, 2008 at 6:37 am