DONALD: … And then I told my publicist, “I am the richest man in the WORLD! Get me the cover of Time — or better yet, Richest Man in the World magazine! Or you’re fired!”
NAOMI: Seriously?
DONALD: Oh, I’m always serious when it comes to the most important thing in the world: Me.
NAOMI: No, I mean… I’m wearing a glitter vest-blouse combo, and THAT’s the only thing you care to talk about? Seriously?
DONALD: I’m so rich I sh*t glitter and diamonds. Did you know that about me, Naomi?
NAOMI: I am wearing a sparkly waiter vest. And a bow. With GLADIATOR SANDALS.
DONALD: I would have made a fantastic Gladiator. That pansy-ass Russell Crowe is weak, a loser. Not me. I think big and kick ass. THAT’S what makes a good Gladiator.
NAOMI: [THINKS A MOMENT] I have five nipples. They really come in handy when I’m nursing my family of alien babies on Mars.
DONALD: Mars — that’s my NEXT project. Go there, build a few hotels, rename it “Trump Planet.” Although I really deserve to have Jupiter named after me, since it’s the biggest…
NAOMI: Dammit, Liev was right. Nothing shuts him up. Ugh. I should’ve just gone with my original dress.
Someone needs to put an end to the gladiator-shoe madness we have oft seen of late. They visually shorten even the longest leanest legs. Stumpification.
June 24th, 2008 at 6:00 amIf Trump’s attitude is the reward for being filthy rich, I’ll gladly cling to my starving artist status.
June 24th, 2008 at 8:06 am“Mars– that my NEXT project.”
ahaha! totally sounds like him.
the hair and skin already look like they were cultivated on Mars.
on a side note, hells yeah for starving artists, mid.
June 24th, 2008 at 9:16 ami agree jewed. they are not at all flattering. i don’t get that trend.
hilarious commentary candy.
June 24th, 2008 at 10:01 amNaomi must be sleep deprived from her baby. That’s the only excuse for that outfit!!
June 24th, 2008 at 10:54 amNaomi: WTF?
Trump is the biggest tool in the box.
Notice, I did not say HAS the biggest tool — a guy whose big head mouths off like his does usually has a little head that’s…little.
Just sayin’.
June 24th, 2008 at 2:42 pmThe pink tie brings out the pink in his hair.
June 24th, 2008 at 2:47 pm