Not to toot their horn or anything, but the Brangelina Baby Train just keeps chugging along and picking up more kids along the way — going from 1 to 6 kids in three years flat.
So it only makes sense that my frequent fun-making partner, Gallery of the Absurd, would illustrate the Brangelina clan as the stars of that classic children’s book, The Little Engine That Could, with the unstoppable Angelina Jolie charting the course. Story written by yours truly.
Check out the amazing book cover here.
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That’s awesome!
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:54 amYour prose is spot on Candy. Thanks!
June 23rd, 2008 at 10:46 amAunt J thinks that is some excellent work. “I need more kids” is perfect.
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:09 amahaha, you guys always hit the funniest nerve. the only thing missing is a sinewy Madonna, sprinting alongside the train. of course angelina wouldn’t even notice.
June 23rd, 2008 at 2:48 pmLibraries everywhere will want this tome!
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:03 pmbwahahahaha ha, right on Javelin.
June 23rd, 2008 at 11:51 pmHilarious Javelin,
June 24th, 2008 at 4:58 ambut have Mundanna knocking over left out Shiloh as she whizzes past!