That is just so wrong! I mean, men should NEVER paint their toenails… without rhinestone daisies.
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OMG! Those resemble girls’ toes! Sorry, that is just wrong, and wronger!
June 23rd, 2008 at 12:35 pmIf my man feet were that white, and my toes were that snaggly, I would never show them in public. Much less, all calling attention to themselves and whatnot.
I think that is blood.
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:05 pmAre you all forgetting that this man is an “artiste”?
June 23rd, 2008 at 3:10 pmmaybe he’s got the rot-toe fungus and wanted to cover it with polish.
June 23rd, 2008 at 5:09 pmGood point, Kathleen. I know that’s why I paint MY toenails!
June 23rd, 2008 at 5:53 pmUhh, is he retarded or something?
June 23rd, 2008 at 9:11 pmI knew a guy that did that. Turns out he was a closet tranny…
June 24th, 2008 at 11:30 amBeckham is the only guy who could get away with that.
June 24th, 2008 at 2:56 pmYou know, Tori and Dean were in Toronto a while back (maybe even last summer) and there was a picture of them in the local paper and I noticed that he had painted toe nails then. Gross!
June 25th, 2008 at 1:08 pm