Mario Lopez and the Hooters waitress with whom he cheated on Karina Smirnoff “playfully” posed with some homeless people in LA last month:
Okay, NOW I understand why People thinks Mario’s the biggest catch.
The only kind of foreplay that’s hotter than homeless people fun-making, is wheelchair tipping. Sex-ay!
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Biggest catch, indeed. I can’t WAIT until someone harpoons him in the ass.
June 24th, 2008 at 1:34 amThe hell?
June 24th, 2008 at 4:47 amWhat a douche.
June 24th, 2008 at 5:58 amReeeeeeal Niiiiiice, Mario. Shows us what a classy guy you are.
June 24th, 2008 at 6:46 amCandy, you are sooo smart and yet, didn’t you notice they are not making fun of the homeless but of their drunk friends who actually look homeless…?
June 24th, 2008 at 7:40 amwow, nothing smarter than mocking a group of people who’ve got nothing to lose.
June 24th, 2008 at 9:24 ami’ve seen these pictures somewhere else, elisa and those aren’t their friends. they’re in louisiana and those are two homeless people.
June 24th, 2008 at 9:59 amMario and Paris HIlton would make the perfect couple!!
June 24th, 2008 at 10:51 amHe may be cute, but he seems to be a peckerhead.
June 24th, 2008 at 2:45 pmthis makes him look like an ahole, he should have been giving the homeless food not making fun of them.
June 24th, 2008 at 5:31 pmyeah they are holding grenade drinks found in New Orleans
June 24th, 2008 at 5:33 pmHow classy.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:15 pm