Us Magazine has “exclusive” access — that’s right, EXCLUSIVE — to Heidi Montag’s new song, “Fashion,” which Spencer Pratt calls “the greatest song of [his] life.” And, knowing what a significant thought leader Spencer is, I thought you would want to check it out:
Highlight: Kicking off the song by screaming “HEIDI!”
Lowlight: Singing in… French? Or is it a robot mating call?
Priceless: What sounds like Spencer playing a Casio keyboard
I wanted to hate it, I really tried but this one ain’t bad. Gotta nice beat. I guess I’m a sucker for anything French.
June 23rd, 2008 at 6:51 pmyuck
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:42 pmThat is truly awful.
June 24th, 2008 at 6:03 amW/E. Those two don’t have any talent between them.
June 24th, 2008 at 6:49 amThis song is fucking trash! The only way the song can be good is if Heidi is removed from the song. Someone on a message board has said she sounds like an Ashley Tisdale wannabee. I agree, but she FAILED!
June 24th, 2008 at 8:27 amnauseating - true dreck.
June 24th, 2008 at 9:48 amMy corneas are already seared from the visions of this chick & her tool of a BF - now I can add bleeding ears to my health issues.
June 24th, 2008 at 11:28 amShouldn’t one have a sense of rhythm when singing? Just asking.
June 24th, 2008 at 8:05 pmSeriously, i just wish those 2 idiots would go away already
this song is a ridiculius joke. it’s like it was written by a slutty 13-year-old pretending to have a period.
June 25th, 2008 at 2:30 pmthis song is a ridiculous joke. it’s like it was written by a slutty 13-year-old pretending to have a period.
June 25th, 2008 at 2:30 pm