Because Denise Richards didn’t inflict nearly enough damage on the Bond franchise, Kim Kardashian has offered up HER huge acting chops — or, at least, her huge rump roast — to the next Bond movie, saying:
“I want to be a Bond Girl and film a love scene with Daniel Craig after he’s rescued me. I would be drowning, wearing a bikini with a gun in a sachet, and he would dive in and get me — that would be really sexy.”
Sexy, but certainly not realistic, given that she’s equipped with a back-end flotation device. And the Bond movies are nothing if not realistic. However, movie producers HAVE offered the lead role to her eyelashes in the remake of The Giant Spider Invasion. Congrats, Kim!
You know who I really love..her sisters. Funniest bitches on reality tv. Hysterical.
June 24th, 2008 at 2:01 pmWearing a bikini with a gun in a sachet? WTF?
June 24th, 2008 at 2:31 pmAnd “Baby Got Back” can be the Bond movie song
June 24th, 2008 at 2:38 pmgun sachet? What is a gun sachet?
June 24th, 2008 at 3:08 pmDenise Richard’s Nuclear Physicist aside (BWAHAHAHahahah as IF!), aren’t Bond girls usually beautiful AND intelligent?
June 24th, 2008 at 6:27 pmInstead of a “gun in a sachet” could we have “her head in a bidet?”
June 25th, 2008 at 10:30 amall this talk about her big booty and not one frikn photo to prove it.
June 27th, 2008 at 7:36 amyou suck