Solange Knowles wore THIS to her birthday party because:
1) Beyoncé hand-picked it for her from House of Deréon’s “The Great Pumpkin” collection;
2) She often feels like the rose between two thorns (ahem, B and Mama);
3) She wanted an excuse to go up to people and ask, “Orange you glad to see me?”;
4) Some people get flowers for their birthday, others wear them;
5) I’m sorry, what? I can’t stop staring at her orange orthopedic shoes;
6) None of the above. Solange is wearing that because ___________.
I’m sorry, but there’s an error here. 5) Should read: ‘i can’t stop straring at her VINYL orange orthopedic shoes.’
June 25th, 2008 at 6:24 am…because it kinda matches her spray tan.
(doesn’t “Solange” mean orange in like french or portugese?)
June 25th, 2008 at 8:15 amshe signed away her right to wear things Beyonce has worn or might wear in the near future.
June 25th, 2008 at 12:42 pmSolange rhymes with Orange?
June 25th, 2008 at 2:42 pmbecuz she needed something just as ass ugly to match her mug.
June 26th, 2008 at 10:53 amAccording to that bastion of reliability, Wikipedia, the name Solange has a very interesting history. See this link. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solange.
(I love Wikipedia, I just can’t, as a practicing librarian, recommend it as THE final word on anything. But, truth be told, they get it right a lot of the time. This is a dirty little secret that most librarians probably don’t want you to know.)
June 27th, 2008 at 3:48 pm