Have you ever gone on a wild Google chase? You know, like you start by Googling “Pfizer stock price” and end up clicking on a link for Viagra instead, and then an ad on that site somehow lands you on a discount travel site, which naturally leads you to naked pictures of Javier Bardem?
If not, I highly recommend it.
So it was via a wild Google chase that I found myself on this fascinating site about New York socialites called Park Avenue Peerage. Yes, that’s all it is — pictures gawking at NY socialites. Useless and inane? Of course. Which is why it will surely become a regular destination for me, sort of like the online answer to Real Housewives of New York, only with more money, fewer skinny girls’ margaritas, and WAY MORE AWESOME ATTIRE:
I’d like to introduce you to my new BFF Lisa Falcone, wife of hedge-fund manager Phil Falcone. But you may know her best from her role in David Schwimmer’s most awe-inspiring work to date, Breast Men.
What I love most about Lisa is that she’s married to a billionaire, yet is still humble and resourceful enough to fashion her S&M gladiator outfit out of a trashbag and holiday tinsel. Way to keep it real, Lisa.
Now back to Javier, er… I mean, my Jamaican travel plans. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Gnarly toes alert.
June 25th, 2008 at 8:17 amAll the money in the world is useless if u lack of style
June 25th, 2008 at 11:34 amI admire any woman who carries a grenade as a clutch. I bet Martha Stewart tought her that.
June 25th, 2008 at 12:48 pm*taught
June 25th, 2008 at 12:48 pmShe looks as if she just walked off a gladiator movie set.
June 25th, 2008 at 2:45 pmWow what a coincidence, I just found that site the other day! Apparently Samantha Ronson, that D.J. who’s hooked up with Lindsay Lohan is from a monied family and she and her sister were featured on there.
June 25th, 2008 at 4:31 pmI’d like to click on Javier Bardem. He gets my aging hormones moving again.
June 27th, 2008 at 2:48 pmAhhh, you got me, I love looking at mindless websites…
June 28th, 2008 at 7:09 pm