Jun
25
2008

Barack Obama Just Lost the Busty White Girls’ Vote

Filed Under: Political Fun & Other Oxymorons

Stop scoffing!  We’re a very important demographic.

So after Scarlett Johansson bragged to Politico that she had a “personal dialogue” with presidential candidate Barack Obama – via e-mails in which she would offer advice and console him after difficult debates — Barack shockingly has downplayed his relationship with the Maxim cover girl-turned-political consultant, saying that she doesn’t even have his personal e-mail address.  Oh, snap!

Barack told reporters that “she sent one email to [my assistant] Reggie, who forwarded it to me.  I [wrote] saying, ‘Thank you Scarlett for doing what you do,’ and suddenly we have this email relationship,” he explained.

“Thank you… for doing what you do.”  Whatever it is… that you do.  Ouch.

Poor Scarlett.  I guess now’s not the time to rub it in that I get DAILY e-mails from Tom McMahon, sometimes even multiple e-mails a day.  Truly, he wants me.  It’s cute how Tom uses “DONATE NOW” as code for “DATE ME NOW.”  Oh, Tom… you live in D.C., I live in L.A. — it’ll never work!

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4 Responses to “Barack Obama Just Lost the Busty White Girls’ Vote”

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  1. sef says:

    haha. scarlett is a joke. every celebrity is.

  2. Dr. L. says:

    What she did for him, was endorse him publickly early on. He doesn’t have a clue who she is. Poor Scarlett can’t get any r-e-s-p-e-c-t.

  3. sacajawea says:

    I’ll bet his wife was furious. Also, who would take advice from Scarlett?

  4. javelin says:

    well, Scarlett can vent about this disgrace in her next personal dialogue with Santa Clause.

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