Brooke Hogan, 20, who recently sold out her family to the tabloids in the usual classy Hogan-style, tells Us Weekly that she sees nothing wrong with those photos showing her dad applying lotion to her butt and inner thighs.
“I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car,” Brooke says, adding that: “He used to change my diaper!”
Ummm… is she saying she’s been ridden hard?
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judging from her sun worship, I’d say it’s more like touching an old couch.
June 25th, 2008 at 12:37 pmHope she’s not saying she sh&t her bikini bottoms.
June 25th, 2008 at 2:35 pmtruly creepy. Has Hulk been taking advice from Papa Joe Simpson?
June 25th, 2008 at 2:41 pmA leather couch, javelin!!
June 25th, 2008 at 7:14 pm