There are a number of things people often aspire to do before they die. Run a marathon, for example. Or make love on a train. Or learn how to live on a diet of only chocolate and crispy chicken sandwiches without gaining a pound. (I’m still working on it, people.)
And, of course…
EVERYONE wants to watch a Mini-Me sex tape before they go to their grave. Or is it that watching Verne Troyer make sexy time is enough to send you to your grave? I always get that one confused.
Regardless, you can now cross that dream off your list!
To see a short clip (see what I did there?) from the tape that Verne shot with his ex-girlfriend, check out the video — for which there’s apparently an offer of $100K — on TMZ.
Or… might I suggest you go run a marathon instead? Easier on the heart.
Jeezum peas, my stomach heaved from that screen shot alone. X_X
June 25th, 2008 at 10:29 pmand who’s the lucky lady then?
June 25th, 2008 at 11:13 pmOk, I just want to clear this up now, this is a tape with the OTHER Vern. You might have to bleach your eyes after watching my tape, but it won’t give you a heart attack! You know….IF I made a tape I mean….
June 26th, 2008 at 3:58 amShort clip=height-challenged lover boy. Go, Candy!
June 26th, 2008 at 7:20 amWho knew Mini-Me had such a hot little body?
June 26th, 2008 at 7:35 amYou know, just saying these words will make one nausous:
June 26th, 2008 at 9:04 am“Vern Troyer sex tape.”
So this is what you do in your absences, Vern. I should have known.
June 26th, 2008 at 10:10 amFirst time ever that i was literally begging to be Rick Rolled!
June 26th, 2008 at 12:47 pmewwwwwww!!!
June 27th, 2008 at 1:04 pmOf all the things on my list of stuff I never, never need to see, this must rank in the upper ten.
June 27th, 2008 at 4:09 pm