Steroids; Red Bull; wax; Drakkar Noir; residual perm solution; and Hamburglar’s blood
Jun
25
2008
What I Think His Breath Smells Like: Carrot Top
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Thank satan I’ve already had my lunch!
June 25th, 2008 at 11:45 amhe really has the look of someone who finds erotic pleasure in lapping up industrial strength solvents from a dog bowl. those lips look cracked as hell.
June 25th, 2008 at 12:30 pmSteroids, eyebrow pencil, and copper-colored hair tint. Straight from the bottle. Yuck.
June 25th, 2008 at 1:36 pmand orange Tic-Tacs
June 25th, 2008 at 2:39 pmHe does indeed javelin!
Uh, his hair is naturally curly no? Its actually very nice hair really, if you separate it from the weird hybrid it belongs to.
I dunno, I’m feeling magnanimous today.
June 25th, 2008 at 6:05 pmCherry blowpops!!
June 25th, 2008 at 7:13 pmMy feeling is that Carrot Top (never an A-lister in any way) has become a pod person. And, you know what that means.
(If you don’t know what that means, rent the original 1956 movie, Invasion of the Body Snatchers. A splendid trip. Or, rent the 1978 Donald Sutherland version, fine in its way.)
June 27th, 2008 at 3:55 pm