Remember back when we couldn’t go a day — nay, an hour — without hearing the words “Kevin Federline” and “Britney Spears” and “bat crazy”? Awwwww. Don’t ya miss them? …No? Well, we need someone to go a little nutty again — perhaps Lindsay Lohan can poison Miley Cyrus ’cause she’s getting all the attention! — because in the meantime, I’m forced to write about things like this:
InTouch reports that Kevin Federline is now being offered a seven-figure deal to be the new face of Christopher Brian Collection’s designer denim line.
That’s right: Seven freakin’ figures.
A couple years ago, this guy was searching for coins in his sofa cushions in order to afford cigarettes. Then he married just the right off-her-rocker pop star, and now he’s rich off palimony AND has a seven-figure offer of his own. Talk about the American Dream!
Better yet: Kevin is taking his good ol’ time with deciding whether to take the deal, because he is “busy with other projects.” Like Guitar Hero.
Well, if Kev does decide to honor them with his endorsement, the tagline for the collection should be: “Christopher Brian Jeans: For Those Men Who Can’t Keep It In Their Pants.”
truth is, Kevin is waiting to hear back from them about whether those seven figures are in reference to cigarettes, arcade tokens, or beef jerky.
June 26th, 2008 at 12:52 pmhe’s been smart to lay low. he’s probably still getting wasted all the time but he’s been smart about it which is more than we can say for britney.
June 26th, 2008 at 1:20 pmor “Christopher Brian Jeans : Won’t affect your sperm count.”
June 26th, 2008 at 1:34 pmGive me a break.. he’s not MULLING over the deal.. he doesn’t know if the deal is real or not! Nobody in his position turns down a million + dollar deal!
Marina
June 26th, 2008 at 6:13 pmI think that he’s hot. What’s wrong with me?
Also–my name is Marina too! What are the chances. No one has that name. I am not Russian, either.
June 27th, 2008 at 7:56 amOH come on!! this guy is a joke
June 27th, 2008 at 12:58 pm“Busy With Other Projects”
Isn’t this the best celebuwhore line of all?
June 27th, 2008 at 4:13 pm